Do you think the cough cover would work?
2007-06-27 13:05:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Other - Business & Finance
Say "That wasn't me, it was my chair -- the vinyl underpants rubbed... eh... y'know what? It was actually Henderson."
or...
"That wasn't me, it was my shoe -- they're squeaky leather... er... y'know what? It was actually Henderson. He crapped his pants today."
"Don't look at me!! I didn't crap! It was just another one of Henderson's farts!!"
2007-06-27 13:08:09 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately there is no good way to play off shitting yourself. Watch Flavor of Love show where the girl dropped a couple on the stairs and everyone could smell it throughout the house.
There is indeed a way to prevent this awful occurance from happening to you and its called a diaper. Diapers are IN right now, astronauts wear them all the time
2007-06-27 13:11:30 · answer #2 · answered by oOo GINA oOo x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cough would cover the noise, but I don't believe anything could cover the smell.
Perhaps you could fall the the floor and fake a seizure...it's okay for people having seizures to **** themselves, and you would even get some pitty.
2007-06-27 13:07:56 · answer #3 · answered by spudmunkey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A coughing fit and blaming someone else. Do you plan on shitting yourself?
2007-06-27 13:09:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull out an astima pump and act like you cna't breath. While you're 'breathing' through the tube, pull out a mini lysol tube and begin to press that too. Cough everytime you feel it coming out.
2007-06-27 13:09:47 · answer #5 · answered by GucciMucci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't **** yourself perhaps? Why are you shitting yourself? There are many details about shitting that you have left out. Like the angle, what you ate, and the consistency.
2007-06-27 13:09:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fake nausea. run to the bathroom. quickly clean your pants - speed home - and leave a voicemail to your boss explaining you just threw up all over yourself.
(I have actually done this)
2007-06-27 13:09:42 · answer #7 · answered by hot.turkey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe coughing and then blaming the smell on the person next to you....
2007-06-27 13:08:05 · answer #8 · answered by J S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just said I had bad food and went home.
2007-06-27 13:14:45 · answer #9 · answered by easyericlife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say you found out you ate some bad food and it was a reaction due to food poisoning?
2007-06-27 13:09:16 · answer #10 · answered by angelbrat462901 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋