if hapiness is what makes lfe worth living, then i dont think i need to live, coz im not happy.
someone tel me a joke, it better be funny
2007-06-27 12:50:18 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hm...We could go many places with this topic. But I would say that "special someone" but considering I don't have one makes me unhappy. I am in the same boat as you. By the way, I have really bad jokes so I won't tell one.
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2007-06-28 09:13:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey babe! Well I think friendship, love, & fun times makes life worth living. Oh and a joke? I got one. It's a little lame, but I always crack up when I say it: Why did the man with one arm cross the street? To get to the second hand store! LMFAO
2007-06-27 20:06:52 · answer #2 · answered by Santos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do male deers wear braces?
Because they have buck teeth.
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toliet?
He was looking for Pooh.
My 7 year old little girl told these to me. I sure hope they make you feel better. Don't worry Be Happy.
2007-06-27 19:57:40 · answer #3 · answered by dales girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 3 yr old is my reason for living.
Joke- Today be my baby girl's 18th birthday I be so glad that dis be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all dose payments! So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get here, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take dis check over to yo momma house and tell her dis be the last check she ever be getting from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face. Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?" She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" .... And watch the 'spressi on on yo face"!!!
And here's a little something extra...
Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert
2007-06-27 19:59:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It looks like you're just going to have to stop living because I don't have any funny jokes!
2007-06-27 19:54:32 · answer #5 · answered by a_r_coolBLAH! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My two sons are all I have that makes life worth living.
2007-06-27 19:53:00 · answer #6 · answered by Gone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 2 boys. I'm sorry you're not happy. When I was miserable and sad, my friends pulled me up.
Sorry I can't remember jokes 5 min. after I hear them.
2007-06-27 19:58:03 · answer #7 · answered by Squirt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friends make life worth living.
"Why does Ariel, the little mermaid, wear sea shells? Because "B" shells are too small and "D" shells are too big."
2007-06-27 19:52:50 · answer #8 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
happiness is what makes life worth living! would a hug make you happier cuz i got no jokes! *hug*
2007-06-27 19:53:20 · answer #9 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are given the gift of life & the opportunity to grow spiritualy, to help others, to love, learn & experience life to its full potentual with its many aspects
Enjoy it & count all your blessings
2007-06-27 19:55:30 · answer #10 · answered by Angel Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋