2007-06-27 12:19:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
give your kids fingerpaints to play with, and then assume since they're quiet, that all is well.
2007-06-27 12:25:58 · answer #1 · answered by amanda c 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I allowed my two young boys ages 9 and 11 at the time, to watch the "Jackass" moive. I explicitly told them that these guys are pulling stunts and doing things that are NOT to be done at home. Well over the following weekend they decided to do a mock jackass film of their own and two seperate incidences occcured. They were in the backyard and we have a large hill, The older kid came in pretended to use the bathroom and went out. What I did not realize was that he stole the duct tape. He hog tied his younger brother and taped his mouth shut and shoved him down from the top of the hill. The next day was worse. I saw them outside by the side of the street. As cars went by they held up a sign. I went out to see what was up but before I got to them another car driven by a little old lady went by. Looking at the sign she almost went off the road. When I caught up to the boys I discovered the sign they were waving to people had just on large word on it "PENIS"
2007-06-27 19:33:42 · answer #2 · answered by shootingstars957 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Scaling the side of a building with no support and a very likely chance to fall and then proceeding to jump off of the roof... On the second day of school.
Heh.. ok it wasn't me but one of my friends. He's very well known around the campus now but it cost him an ankle and the ability to do some things that he loves to do (rockclimbing, hiking, ect).
~*~FirEdhel~*~
2007-06-27 19:49:35 · answer #3 · answered by FirEdhel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cooking a "home cooked meal" unless you've done that particular meal before. tried it once for my boyfriend's parents and it was a nightmare! thankfully they thought it was the thought that counts, but still. a horrible nightmare...i had tried cooking something i've never cooked before haha dont make that kinda mistake just to try impressing someone!
2007-06-27 19:23:15 · answer #4 · answered by one&only<3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Putting a pot of hot oil in the sink and letting cold water run in it
2007-06-27 20:03:22 · answer #5 · answered by mommymanic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Microwave an uncracked egg for too long; it exploded like a grenade.
2007-06-27 19:22:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How 'bout never cut a tomato with a knife while the tomato is in the palm of your hand. OUCH!
2007-06-27 19:22:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
pull out the little Christmas lights with your teeth, with the strand still plugged in
2007-06-27 21:29:06 · answer #8 · answered by burn out 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If only you hadn't added "from experience".
2007-06-27 21:59:35 · answer #9 · answered by guru 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sticking a quarter up your nose.
Trust me, it makes for a pretty awkward emergency room visit.
2007-06-27 21:31:25 · answer #10 · answered by greencoke 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋