Is Unobtainium 345 dangerous in the wrong hands, and will it explode if left in the Sun?

Question

please only true scientific answers.
I have some Unobtainium 345 in my Garage and wondering how to keep the kids away, and my dog Woofer from sniffing or peeing on the container?

As usual Y Yeti master, you keep beating around the George W

and Frankly N speaking, have him arrested for treason.

El Penfold, the amazing rise from burrito cartwheel assistant manager to one of the highest payed mad-cow-disease -analyst on earth is beyond me.
Congratulations !

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who in gods name let you out of the cage, will somebody feed the kitty some fluffins.

really real Penfold, don't make fun of Francis he ain't no gay

Answer 1

Unobtainium is only volatile when it is shifted from its Kalabi-Yau space into the four physical dimensions, time being the most important one. It doesn't do well with time. The donut holes in its 7th dimensional manifold will ensure that the proton-proton chain mechanism in the sun will channel the fusion process to pass right through the Unobtanium. This is probably a trick question because, as you know, the sun would implode if you shifted the winding number of the cosmic strings around the element and dropped it in the sun's core. Best thing is to just leave it alone. Until the large hadron collider comes on line, maybe they could have a look-see.

Answer 2

Ah!... I am so glad that you asked.

Even an electric turf stuffer is potentially deadly in your hands. That’s why you should consider Endothermal Micro Templates. EMT makes it easy to get a task finished quickly. A template is a boilerplate that contains existing nanogust information, such as voltage, half-life, and existential quality. For example, you can load the Babysitter with moonshine that is already fermented, or you can wait for Jiggles to bring back a list of instructions. All you have to do is fill in the clothes you want (wink-wink).
When you use Unobtainium 345, every day you work in a different new environment that's an exact copy of the environment on Star U-345. You don't have to worry about the dog peeing on it. Follow me with this one.. Dog urine changes the element to it’s original size (before it enters oxygen based atmosphere) Right? Since the original size of Unobtanium’s single atom is 350,000,001,008,888 sq miles, a urinated sample the size of a green lump of putty would immediately expand to fill all the space of known and unknown universe (Penfolding theory ™). So, as intelligent residents of the planet your dog and kids should know better. It will always be there to help you get started when you want to beat them again in case they were thinking about selling it on Ebay or something. You can also create your own fallout shelter using Unobtainium Beams. It makes an impenetrable shield against all forms of radiation and natural elements (except H2O®). If you already own a fallout shelter that has a water closet that you want to use again, you can save that Unobtanium as a template.

Answer 3

In the wrong hands everything is dangerous and in the right hands also things can be badly handled.
However if U-345 is left in the sun, Drain Fluffins all over the world will start to smoke and catch fire. Emergency services will not be able to cope making an Armageddon type scenario just like the film Apeogaylispnow starring Marlon Brando.

Answer 4

Chances are it has already been stolen. the difficulties associated with acquiring this material means that almost every gram of this material is tracked and monitored from space and the minute it is left unattended it is stolen. Despite the many miraculous properties of Unobtanium 345 it`s propensity for being nicked makes it almost completely useless for every imaginable purpose except the retreading of Drain Fluffins. Just as well anyway as if your dog came into contact with U345 it would render your dog immortal and super intelligent. Pretty soon your dog would rule the world. How do you think we took over from the mice?

Answer 5

Unobtainium 345 does that go with the handwavinum

Answer 6

I cannot GET the answer without more info on the properties of your Unobtainium 345...It's beyond my knowledge.
However, the isotope Un 123 is as easy as ABC to find if you have the required web address.

Answer 7

The true scientific (logical actually) answer is that you are lying, unobtainium is, by definition, unobtainable.

Is there a full moon tonight or what?

Answer 8

Rest assured that we will soon come out at a very real outcome.

Answer 9

Cute question and answers, but check the reference if you really want to know what the word means.