Man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool? Bob
The same guy on the front porch? Matt
The same guy in a hole? Phil
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
Where do they get virgin wool? Ugly sheep
What do you call a woman wih one leg? Eileen (I lean)
What about an asian woman with one leg? Irene
Okay, go ahead and throw the tomatoes ; )
2007-06-27 10:49:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What do you call a sociopath in a cubicle? A co worker!
I apologize to my co-workers.
What do you call fifteen blondes standing side by side?
A wind tunnel!
2007-06-27 11:12:55 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what do u call a guy hanging on a wall? ART
how bout these books--Over The Cliff by Eileen Dover...Yellow River by I.P. Daily
2007-06-27 17:55:37 · answer #2 · answered by count alucard 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are we scraping the bottom of the old rusty barrel here? Must've been one H3LL of a day. Keep 'em coming kid.
Still ROFL at Irene.
Gotta wait 4 those tomatoes - stew is still cooking.
2007-06-27 19:02:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you call the same guy being towed behind a motorboat? Skip.
What if he's learning to do pottery with his tongue? Clay.
And if he fixes old cars with his teeth? Rusty.
2007-06-27 17:52:21 · answer #4 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think you should wait till the 2-drink minimum takes effect before you bust out those jokes.
2007-06-27 17:53:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What about Neil..the guy with only leg stumps?
2007-06-28 02:26:36 · answer #6 · answered by Lefty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy w/ no arms/legs in a pile of leaves.......russle!
I applaude bad jokes.
2007-06-27 19:40:37 · answer #7 · answered by son_of_glen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two gay guys named Bob.
Oral Roberts.
2007-06-27 17:55:28 · answer #8 · answered by rob u 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are all about 30 years old.
2007-06-27 17:51:58 · answer #9 · answered by puresatin 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Irene...thats funny
2007-06-27 17:52:24 · answer #10 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋