Single and Happy - Top 10 Reasons?

Question

S%@T, I can't think of any. Help me out here! ! !

I'm trying to help a friend who is getting divorced and I can't think of a way to encourage her.

Sorry, I mean I'm trying to cheer her up. She's much older than me, so no malice here Dudes and Ladies. :-)

Answer 1

I am single for nine months now and loving it. Here's why:
1. I can go hang out with my friends without coming home to the "So were you out with your new --boyfriend--?" treatment. Gawd! Insecure dudes are horrible.
2. I can go to college and work part-time, and pay attention to my daughter, without getting the: "You never pay any attention to me anymore!" *sniffle, sob* treatment.
3. I spend 1/3 the amount on groceries that I did before, because a man eats more than my daughter and myself put together.
4. I can eat what I want, and not worry about hearing "So, you're not gonna gain 20 pounds on me, are you?"
5. I can read a book without interruption after my daughter has gone to bed.
6. I can cook vegetables again. (A lot of men are strictly carnivorous, unless you bread and deepfry your vegetables, defeating the purpose of eating healthy).
7. I can eat healthy! (No "Why don't we get gravy tonight? Turkey bacon?! WTF?! Bacon comes from pigs!!!")
8. I can go where I want, when I want, without having to answer to anyone about where I've gone or what (or who ;) I've done. *lol*
9. No farting, talking about farting, or analyzing the farting.
10. No conversations about excrement.

Answer 2

1. You can sit around the house naked
2. You can run down the halls of the house screaming at the top of your lungs
3. You can have ice cream and french fries for dinner
4. You can breath
5. You don't have to share a bathroom
6. No more underwear with "hashmarks" in the laundry.
7. No more "where is my (you fill in the blank)"
8. No more wet towels on the bathroom floor
9. No more "dribbles" on the bathroom floor around the toilet
10. You have control of the television remote!

Answer 3

saved & Single
~ Author Unknown~

What makes you think that just because
I am an Attractive woman of Godly intelligence
That I'm incomplete without a mate?
Who told you that Without a man
Something's missing
From my life?
And if so,
What would that be?

Love?
I love myself
And more importantly
I love the Lord
He told me that when I delight in Him,
He will
give me the desires of my heart
Security?
I have everything I need according to His riches in glory.

Intimacy?
Now, how's a man going to get to know me
When he doesn't even know who he is in the Lord?
See my Father told me I'm above a ruby's worth
And a gem (which I am) does not seek
It (I am) is sought

I'm single and that's all right with me

See,
it's not that I oppose relationships
It's that I detest co-dependency
As a woman
I know it is not my role
To chase after any man

Esther 2:14 reads
That I am to wait on my king and when he's delighted in me. He will call me by my name.

My Lord does not intend for me to be needy or desperate.
I am to be Cherished, Relished, Valued, and Honored,
It's not my job to convince him
Or Convict him of that,
My mate will already know it
And consistently show it
And he will stay on his knees daily
Not just to adore me
But to praise the Lord for
The virtuous woman he has found
So, when you see me by myself
I'm not alone
I know what I have coming to me

I'm single and saved, and right now that's all I need to be! How about that?!

Answer 4

1- My bed is all to myself
2- I can buy whatever I want without having to explain
3- I'm the master of the remote control
4-Pizza and beer is a nutritionially balanced meal
5-The bathroom is mine and I can sh!t with the door open
6-Sports Center is important
7-Who cares about the difference between off-white and ivory?
8-You don't have to ask permission to buy a new set of gold clubs
9- You can leave the pretty waitress a 10 dollar tip

and last but not least.................



10- You can fart, burp and scratch with out hearing about it!

Good luck


Good luck

Answer 5

Decisions are all hers to make
No more picking up after him
More closet space for shoes
No more snoring in her ears
No more toilet seat left up
Shop till she drops whenever she wants
No more watching bad Kung Fu movies, unless actor is hot
Can leave make up where she wants to
Less beer in fridge, more wine space
No more Monday Night Football

Try those for a start. Just think of all the things you like doing and go from there...LOL!

Answer 6

1.do whatever, whenever
2. get laid and maybe get paid
3.come and go as you please
4.don't have to pick up after someones a**
5.no one to answer to when you do stupid sh*t
6.can walk around in the nude and no one has anything to say about it
7.when you go to the bathroom, no one to tell you to sh*t or get off the pot.
8. don't have to cook if you don't feel like it.
9. you should be able to come up with the last 2, we have given you some that you sure can use to cheer her up!


have a good day

Answer 7

in no particular order [for me at least] :

1. you arent on a leash and go and have fun without worrying
2. you know that you dont need a signifigant other to make u happy
3. you can experience all types of people before "settling down"
4. you can flirt a lot.. if you like doing that
5. no worries about cheating on someone
6. get a lot of dates

I dont know if that helps at all... but i sure hope it does. good luck with your question. oh, and sorry i couldnt come up with ten for you!

Answer 8

You can't think of anything good about being single? Puuuuuleeez, I can't think of anything good about being married!
Here's some!

No one to answer to- you come and go as you please.
girlfriends can come over, and watch chick-flicks
no one elses bills to pay or clothes to clean, dishes to wash, or skid-marked drawz to pick up.
no nasty toliet seats.
control of the remote!
no one saying, "thats not the way my mother did it."
not having to deal with that pervert friend of his that always tries to get with you the minute your husbands back is turned.
flirting with men anytime, any place, anywhere and not worrying about hurting anyones feelings.
wearing low-cut outfits without hearing, "youre not wearing that out"
Friday margaritas with your friends followed by a one-night stand that blows your mind!
and number one would have to be
No more putting up with what you were putting up with that made you get divorced in the first place.

Answer 9

Single and Happy

1 Freedommm
2 Space
3 More time to ourself
4 More Moo money
5 More friends
6 Not expensive
7 Do you want her suffer?

Answer 10

+Total control of the TV remote
+Being able to stretch out in bed
+Being able to stop and EAT when on road trips
+Not having to pick up after someone else
+Total control over your own money and how it's saved and spent
+Having fun with the girls whenever you want
+Spend more time with your family (if they're nice people, LOL)
+No more attending numerous sporting events
+No more hair on the soap
+No more toilet seat left up! Whoooo!