21 Ways to Be a Good Democrat
You have to:
… believe you are against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
… believe that businesses create oppression and governments create opportunity.
… believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
… believe that there was no art before federal funding.
… believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth’s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUVs.
… believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
… believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
… believe that the same teacher who can’t teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
… believe that hunters don’t care about nature, but loony activists, who have never been outside of San Francisco, do.
… believe that self-esteem is more important that actually doing something to earn it.
… believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of is on money to make The Passion of The Christ for financial gain only.
… believe that the NRA is bad because it support certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
… believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
… believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee and Thomas Edison.
… believe that standardized tests are racist but quotas and set-asides are not.
… believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and a very nice person.
… believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere in history that it’s been tried is because the right people haven’t been in charge.
… believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
… believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
… believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese government is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
… believe that this message is part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.
Finally,
you have to believe....Illegal immigrants deserve same rights as legal immigrants; that they need to be granted Amnesty and Citizenship, along with 'all' their extended family members in Mexico....... for breaking the law!
I'll take consevative over this anyday!!!
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2007-06-27 09:50:17
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answered by Anonymous
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Conservative
2007-06-27 09:47:50
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answered by spencer727 1
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Conservative.
2007-06-27 10:03:00
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answered by MaHaa 4
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I really don't know, the liberals think I'm too conservative and the conservatives think I'm too liberal. So I guess you could say I make up my own mind and don't really care if anyone agrees with me or not.
2007-06-27 09:52:01
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answered by Anonymous
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sure, nicely this in basic terms demonstrates that maximum folk finally end up being a contradiction in words. are you able to call that a paradox? on condition that the different is actual of course. as to if liberal conservatism could be embraced by ability of those conservatives who're greater liberal than incredibly conservative, i think of, is something that could desire to be debated liberally in a conservatory way.
2016-10-19 00:59:40
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answered by ? 4
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Both, depending on the issue. For instance:
I'm for a market economy-conservative.
I'm against the death penalty-liberal
I'm for lower taxes-conservative
I'm against religion in public schools-liberal
I'm for controlling illegal immigration-conservative
I understand why people from Mexico want to come here-liberal
I think the economy is in good shape-conservative
I am pro gun control-liberal
I think CEO pay should be determined by the shareholders, not based on a multiple of the lowest paid employee-conservative
I'm against sweatshop labor-liberal
I understand why companies move their manufacturing overseas so that the cheaper labor costs make them more competitive-conservative
Some unions do a good job protecting workers-liberal
Most corporations understand the importance of their workers and unions there are not necessary-conservative
I could go on and on but you get the idea. I give thought to every issue before I take a stance. What this party or that party thinks is of no interest to me. So I'll leave it up to you folks. Am I a left wing radical or a right wing neocon?
BTW, I'm a registered independent and have voted for both republicans and democrats in the past. Stupid of me I suppose but I look for a candidate that can best do the job and expresses him/herself clearly on the issues and I completely disregard their party affiliation.
Oh yeah, almost forgot. I never make voting decisions based on information that I obtain from the mainstream media. Gotta dig around to become informed that way but I kinda like thinking for myself instead of letting Sean Hannity or Michael Moore do it for me.
2007-06-27 10:24:47
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answered by Anonymous
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I consider myself a Liberal Republican because I support a wide variety of personal freedoms while simultaneously, believing that personal responsibility rest with the individual.
2007-06-27 10:00:04
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answered by Anonymous
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"""Conservative- I believe that smaller federal government, state's rights, and fiscal responsiblity are the best policies for America.
That's why I actually voted Democrat in the last few elections- the Republican party has abandoned those tenets. ""
I cant imagine that you actually think the democratic party is for those things... this is a good example of that people in the 2006 election didnt vote FOR the democrats they voted against the republicans... because they were disappointed in them.
2007-06-27 09:55:51
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answered by sociald 7
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Conservative- I believe that smaller federal government, state's rights, and fiscal responsiblity are the best policies for America.
That's why I actually voted Democrat in the last few elections- the Republican party has abandoned those tenets.
2007-06-27 09:51:06
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answered by Beardog 7
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Neither, because I am not convinced that those two ideologies can be considered as a good method to conduct or maintain people. I am more to socialist, since my political ideology is not based on violence or force but that everyone should have equal amount of warfare.
2007-06-27 10:09:34
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answered by Impiger 4
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