Can anyone find a man for Anne Coulter?

Question

From the looks of things, this woman needs to get {blankety-blanked}- and badly! She has to be pretty unhappy to be such a hateful, spiteful, combative, confrontational harpy. She needs a man to help her get in touch with her feminine side (if she still has one). Anybody know a caring, compassionate guy out there that is willing to put up with her shrill voice, cocky attitude, and b*tchy disposition? A guy who can see the real her underneath those manly tears?

No kidding? She was with Bill Maher? Talk about opposites!

Hey sfaa, I'm just following her lead.

Answer 1

It's a well known fact that Anne Coulter is actually a man. If you look closely you can see his adams apple, and he's clearly trying to tuck his junk between his legs. However, I will agree that like most republican men, he would prefer to be blankety-blanked by a man.

Answer 2

Coulter has been engaged several times, but never married.[2] She has dated Spin publisher Bob Guccione, Jr.[15], television host Bill Maher and conservative writer Dinesh D'Souza.[16] She owns both a condominium in Manhattan and a house, bought in 2005, in Palm Beach, Florida. Although she says that usually she lives in New York, she votes in Palm Beach and is not registered to do so in New York.[17] She is a fan of the Grateful Dead,[18] and some of her favorite books include The Bible, Wuthering Heights, Anna Karenina, true crime stories about serial killers, or anything by Dave Barry.[19]

Answer 3

She is a man and she doesn't believe in anyone being gay. Whatever she calls herself, look at her Adams Apple , that wig of blonde hair, her body is a mans body, she has the attitude of a devil, she is a cross dresser.
Mark my word one day someone is going to beat the living hell out of her with her vulgar sarcastic mouth, she is accident about to happen, she thinks she is cute , she laughs at her stupid remarks. Her books I wouldn't even pick them up and throw them in the gutter. I hope she has good hospitalization because she'll be lopsided walking down the street in New York and she will end up either in morgue or a hospital badly hurt , they will transfer her to the Insane Asylum
where she belongs in a Straight Jacket for the remainder of her pitiful life.

Answer 4

Considering Ann Coulter was, judging by her Adam's apple, born a man, and probably still has a penis, perhaps we should fix her up with Buck Angel. At least the plumbing would work.

http://www.buck-angel.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Angel

Answer 5

She has a terribly elongated face, much like a horse.

But the funny thing is that she's obviously unsexual. She's like a female eunuch. No one I know would give her a second look, he/she's that far off the attraction scale.

I like watching her because I like monster movies. B monster movies, where the monster has a totally bad costume that both scary and amusing.

Answer 6

This woman is so filled with hate that no man should ever be saddled by her. This Conservative that thinks yelling and smearing people she doesn't like is good for this country should be sued by everyone that has had her hate flung at them. If it isn't illegal for her books and her name calling, it should be.

Answer 7

Is she looking? I hadn't heard.

I consider myself pretty caring and compassionate, and I have no problem with Ann Coulter.

She's about free speech, which is probably what more of us need to be about.

Answer 8

At the present time, there isn't a man in the world with balls big enough to do Anne.

Answer 9

Dude, she needs a small animal, preferably a Bush Baby

Answer 10

Know what's funny? I was looking at a picture of her and realized that the most physically attractive thing about her is her hair. If you cut that off to a nice, conservative short cut, she'd look absolutely awful - emaciated and angular.