1- Grady Sizemore
2- Barry Bonds
3- A-Rod
4- Roger Clemens
5- David Ortiz
You are limited to five words, or less, for each player. 10 points for the most original response and/or the one that puts the biggest smile on my face. If you use more than five words on any of the above you lose.
2007-06-27 06:25:53 · 18 answers · asked by Frizzer 7 in Sports ➔ Baseball
Sizemore -- the next big thing.
ARod -- living, breathing dynamite.
Rocket -- truly one of a kind.
Ortiz -- iPapi es Los Hombre Grande!
Bonds (lover edition) -- he really is All That.
Bonds (hater edition) -- Lookit teh oversized roid freak head!
(Yeah, that's six. The haters have problems counting above two, having run out of nostrils in which to park their counting fingers.)
2007-06-27 07:10:04 · answer #1 · answered by Chipmaker Authentic 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Grady Sizemore- Future of Baseball
Barry Bonds- Steroid Pumping Cheater
A-Rod- Will Break Bonds' Record
Roger Clemens- Hall of Fame
David Ortiz- Giand Beastly Ballin' Dude
2007-06-27 15:21:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grady Sizemore- Nice ***,Great Defensive Player.
Barry Bonds-Big Headed Cocky Roids User
A-Rod-Skank Rod Who's Too Arrogant
Roger Clemens-HA,HA,HA,HA,HA
David Ortiz-Giving,Team Player,Amazing,Humble
2007-06-27 13:46:43 · answer #3 · answered by ♥redsoxfan♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1- Grady Sizemore - playing well, great star potential
2- Barry Bonds - great player pre-ROIDS, scandlous pinhead
3- A-Rod - Mr. Springtime, not Mr. October
4- Roger Clemens - most feared pitcher, traveling salesman
5- David Ortiz - clutch hitter, can't field
2007-06-27 16:39:15 · answer #4 · answered by spalffy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1- Grady Sizemore - very good ballplayer
2- Barry Bonds -cheater without a conscience
3- A-Rod - greatest of our time
4- Roger Clemens - hang it up, already
5- David Ortiz - power
2007-06-27 13:34:17 · answer #5 · answered by trudgindown 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Is a baseball player.
2. Maybe uses steroids?
3. Stole Andy Roddick's nickname!
4. Is old and gets paid.
5. Is also a baseball player.
2007-06-27 13:31:44 · answer #6 · answered by nahgurl:D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grady- Fast, hits for average, Leader
Barry- "I didnt knowingly use steroids"
Alex- Dick, pure hitter, defence improving
Clemens - Reconcidering the Yankees?
Oritz- Best clitch hitter in Baseball
2007-06-27 13:33:22 · answer #7 · answered by K. Crews 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sizemore - Future of baseball
Bonds - Home run hitting media machine
Rodriguez - Baseball's best
Clemens - Living legend
Ortiz - Class act superstar! Big Papi
2007-06-27 13:30:13 · answer #8 · answered by butterlover55 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
(1) Seems like a nice guy
(2) Good hitter... real prick attitude
(3) Good hitter... cheats on wife
(4) Over paid... totally washed up
(5) Play him at the walls
I really had to hold back on #'s 2 & 4.
2007-06-27 13:51:58 · answer #9 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grady: Sure handed, under rated consitent
Barry: questionable character, selective hitter, jerk
A-Rod: errors, big stick, lap dances
Roger: high heat, brush back, flame
David: clutch hitter, big smile, spit
2007-06-27 13:35:12 · answer #10 · answered by rviano11 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋