Answer: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
2007-06-27 06:21:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Yeah, not really a question, I just heard the joke and loved it. Oh, and I did post it in jokes and riddles. It was removed.
Doing well here, though.
And, for anyone foaming at the mouth right now, no one really approves of him anymore, so....what's your prob?
2007-06-27 06:27:12 · update #1
How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
2007-06-27 06:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four hundred and seventy one:
12 to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb;
23 to deregulate the light bulb industry;
16 to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D;
34 to cut the marginal tax rate on high-wattage light bulbs;
9 to threaten trade sanctions if Germany and Japan don't start buying more 110-volt bulbs;
53 to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb;
41 to chat with defence contractors about equipping everyone in the building with night-vision gear instead;
And 283 to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs, or screwing anything, on the Internet.
2007-06-27 06:45:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
purely a terrorist could make a comedian tale like that. Your humor purely serves to embolden the enemy. we could desire to constantly stay the course. If we cut back and run, with a sparkling easy bulb, which will deliver the incorrect message to our upkeep workers. you're the two with us or you're with the ability enterprise. I only observed on FOX information that this easy bulb replaced into sent by God, and we are morally certain to maintain it lit, no be counted what.
2016-09-28 13:15:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They can't screw a light bulb but they can screw a whole country i no time
2007-06-27 06:25:11 · answer #4 · answered by Tawani 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Impossible, they have tried it and found that a light bulb is too small to screw in. They use a bed instead.
2007-06-27 06:24:49 · answer #5 · answered by Darth Vader 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
none cause they couldn't find a light bulb even if it was in their hand
2007-06-27 06:28:44 · answer #6 · answered by plhudson01 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
3...
1 to blame Clinton for the bulb operating poorly.
1 to tell us that tax cuts will fix it.
1 to cover-up the lie about the bulb in the first place.
2007-06-27 06:24:39 · answer #7 · answered by Chi Guy 5 · 6⤊ 2⤋
I thought it was "none" because it's too dark to see the bulb.
2007-06-27 06:26:14 · answer #8 · answered by Alan S 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Ok, you asked a question then answered it. This joke should be in the jokes and riddle section.
2007-06-27 06:25:33 · answer #9 · answered by Liberal City 6 · 2⤊ 5⤋
It doesn't get any funnier the 50th time you hear it.
2007-06-27 06:29:43 · answer #10 · answered by mbush40 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋