One morning this woman woke up and said to her husband, “I had the strangest dream. They were auctioning off penises. The long ones were going for one hundred dollars and the thick ones were going for two hundred dollars.” Her husband asks, “What were the ones like mine going for?” “Oh they were giving them away” she replied. Her husband said he had had a dream too. In his dream, they were auctioning off vaginas. He said, “The pretty ones were going for one thousand dollars and the tight ones were going for two thousand dollars.” She asks, “What were the ones like mine going for?” He said, “Oh that’s where they were holding the auction.”
2007-06-27 05:43:18 · 4 answers · asked by Injam 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
That was pretty funny, not laugh out loud funny but chuckle inside and maybe forward in an email funny.
2007-06-27 07:06:15 · answer #1 · answered by hrd2get19 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really... I doubt that I would ever tell it, or even remember it to tell. the only "humor" element it has is that it's about genitalia and spouses insulting each other.
2007-06-27 12:50:06 · answer #2 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nop
2007-06-27 12:47:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, right now i'm laughing my a&& off!
2007-06-27 13:07:02 · answer #4 · answered by COOKIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋