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I just hauled off and slapped the living p!ss out of the next person who speaks to me ????


** Gawddd I'm havin one of those days !!!!

2007-06-27 05:29:04 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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count to 100,take 50 deep breathes and that doesn't help,kick the waste basket.
cheer up girfriend,the day is half over! oh,and it's hump day!yeah.

luv ya,
stormy

2007-06-27 05:33:38 · answer #1 · answered by stormy 6 · 2 0

It's that pesky Alien Hand Syndrome. (Yes, I saw this B.S. on The Discovery Chanel). You have no control over your arm. The arm supposedly has a mind of it's own. Well, the documentary I saw, was mostly old ladies who hit their husbands and claimed to have no control over their arm movements. Hope your day gets better. Just don't talk to anyone for the rest of the day. You'll get through it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_hand_syndrome

2007-06-27 12:36:15 · answer #2 · answered by FridaY 3 · 0 0

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2007-06-27 12:34:16 · answer #3 · answered by Michael N 6 · 0 0

since you're slapping the p!ss out of them you ought slap hard enough to slap the fecal matter also. so have @ it.

just hoping it's not me. After checking some of these answers you should aim for Bill w.

2007-06-27 12:32:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well, lets have a slapping match then honey, cause I'm having one of those days too!

2007-06-27 12:32:00 · answer #5 · answered by K~E~G 5 · 2 0

Tell them you have a very serious case of Tourettes Syndrome and you are sorry they walked by at the wrong time

2007-06-27 12:34:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My husband has those every day! (Step outside at lunch and scream until you are hoarse!) That might help.

Good luck and I hope I am not the next one on your list!

2007-06-27 12:33:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You would get in trouble just beat up things in ur house.. punch holes in ur wall until ur knuckles bleed.. that calms me down lol

2007-06-27 12:32:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

And *you're* the top contributor???
"Oh this is explains it all, everything, no wonder this place is going to the dogs." -- Uncle Vernon, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

2007-06-27 12:32:11 · answer #9 · answered by Aint No Bugs On Me 4 · 0 1

i know exactly how you feel.! today is one of those days for me to and i just feel like slapping anyone who comes near me!!!

2007-06-27 13:36:47 · answer #10 · answered by Kelly*Belly 4 · 0 0

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