A world wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure..........
In africa they did'nt know what"food"meant.
In Eastern Europe they did'nt know what"honest"meant.
In Western Europe they did'nt know what"shortage" meant.
In China they did'nt know what"opinion"meant.
In the middle east they did'nt know what"solution"meant.
In south america they did'nt know what"please"meant.
And in The USA they did'nt know what "the rest of the world meant.
2007-06-27 05:28:44 · 19 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
tis STARdom for you my girl
2007-06-27 09:19:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is a wonderful joke that succinctly highlights a great deal of what IS causing the world's food shortages.
2007-06-27 12:37:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Da Da Tssssst!
2007-06-27 12:41:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that is funny :) You managed to bash a whole bunch of countries (accurately) without picking on one unfairly :)
2007-06-27 12:32:24 · answer #4 · answered by freedom first 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I don't believe you!
The U. N. has translators to translate English into all those other languages.
If you said, "A survey of underprivileged natives of these countries was done." It would be more believable.
2007-06-27 13:17:15 · answer #5 · answered by beesting 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
and me, I don't know what you mean.
I think theres a food shortage somewhere in the world. eh.
2007-06-27 12:35:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The problem isn't a food shortage
The problem is a surplus of irresponsible people. My advice: stop having kids you can't feed!
2007-06-27 12:33:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I like that. It should be on a poster in every school.
2007-06-27 12:44:38 · answer #8 · answered by Enigma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats your question?
2007-06-27 12:31:57 · answer #9 · answered by thunder2sys 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liking the joke
& liking the fact it's in politics
ha ha ha ha
2007-06-27 12:47:36 · answer #10 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No offence to you or your family, but you've summed it up about right.
2007-06-27 12:43:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋