2007-06-27 04:52:45 · 13 answers · asked by little peter 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
You will get turds on your ding dong.
2007-06-27 04:56:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you might run into the door...
but if you magically get through the door then led zepplin will appear and play you his better songs!
and if that doesnt happen, (led might be busy) then barney will pop out and give you a hug and that would be totally cool
AND if barney doesnt come out (ur probably bored of standing in front of the door by now) then charlie the unicorn and friends will come and take you to candy mountain
2007-06-27 12:09:48 · answer #2 · answered by :) 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would think it would depend on who's door you're choosing to enter in such a round-a-butt.. er.. I mean, bout, way.
Unless there's massive doses of chocolate candies (along with valium, xanax or ghb), extra slippery K-Y, or astrolube, and a lot of champagne (all those bubbles make clean up *ever* so much more entertaining), then I think what may end up happening is you getting smacked upside your head.
Just my two cents though.
2007-06-27 12:02:52 · answer #3 · answered by gram_stainer 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well you are not the first rebel this society have stood up against.
There will be a lot of people blocking your way and first insisting that you come through other door.
If you are adamant, They will gather enough muscle to throw you out tenfold of tentimes.
Sorry Buddy!
That's the world about!
Cheers anyway!
2007-06-27 12:06:30 · answer #4 · answered by Life won't Stop Nor Should U 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The paradox opens a hole in reality and most of the universe collapses into it. If it doesn't, then the door description wasn't an absolute and merely a label of convenience.
2007-06-27 12:28:20 · answer #5 · answered by ycats 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Umm its an automatic door it wont even open.. you'll probably smack into the door and people would laugh..... well... at least I would.
2007-06-27 12:00:56 · answer #6 · answered by dazrazz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if its an automated door, you probably broke through the glass and got some nasty cuts.
2007-06-27 11:55:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'll get blasted by some pretty good Led Zeplin tunes as well as so crappy ones.
2007-06-27 12:00:54 · answer #8 · answered by livemoreamply 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Led zeppelin will magically appear and play you a song
2007-06-27 12:00:49 · answer #9 · answered by Steph 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well it depends on your muscule power
2007-06-27 11:58:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋