2007-06-27 04:29:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Only if the bird tells somebody.
2007-06-27 08:09:50 · answer #1 · answered by ozman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could catch a cracker.
You should try a variation of the Chicken-Bricket. While having sex and just about to orgasm take two bricks and smash the bird so you can feel it's final convulsions as you orgasm. Just be careful to not smash your bird thermometer.
2007-06-29 02:58:25 · answer #2 · answered by pardu23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, im open minded please believe it but thats just out there, id hit on a drunk girl at a club before i did that, thats animal cruelty, just give the bird away or something plz, thats mean and not right. but yes im sure you can get something, dont go try to get with any girls either, it'd be a shame if a girl got a vd from you doing that
2007-06-27 14:38:29 · answer #3 · answered by the problem solver 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends - is the parrot a top or a bottom?
2007-06-27 13:25:38 · answer #4 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bird Flu maybe
2007-06-27 11:41:45 · answer #5 · answered by kathy17 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not with a parrot, but with a red breasted robin and only if you put your wood pecker in her nest for the night
2007-06-27 17:36:59 · answer #6 · answered by dave n 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is it really that small to fit in a parrots vaginal or anal cavity if so thats sad.... thats also wrong ...dont molest your pets .. if you piss that parrot off you might not have a willy to get silly with ..
2007-06-27 22:43:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Beakinassitus, very painful, needs to be surgically removed
2007-06-27 11:34:02 · answer #8 · answered by sstepenk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how and why in gods name would you even want to do that with a dam bird? guy are you nasty? if humanly possible i would think that you would contract something of some sort
2007-06-27 11:49:39 · answer #9 · answered by nay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bird flu!
2007-06-27 15:04:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋