Do they all have stones in their shoes or something? Do they realise how stupid they look? What posseses them to act the way they do?
2007-06-27 04:01:13 · 26 answers · asked by Zombie Jesus 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
its in case any council spies see them - theyre all claiming incapacity benefit
2007-06-27 04:03:35 · answer #1 · answered by Fiddy 4 · 9⤊ 1⤋
I think Goldie Lookin' Chain said it best
"The bad boy limp is tellin’
You knows what type of s**t I’m selling.
I walks funny and I gets respect
My limps paid for by claims direct
Cut off two toes and got gangrene
now I walks with a gangster lean
I did it in work, no win no fee
I got four grand and shopmobility
I wears a stone in the sole of my shoe,
It makes me walk proper when im hanging with my crew,
What do I mean? I’ll try to explain,
Being f**kin razz means you gotta take some pain,
Like I said, I wears a stone
Other techniques have been used that are known,
I used a marble, it made me walk funny,
Like Jeremy Beadle’s hand giving me money,
For a prize that I won on a show
For having a bad boy limp and smoking blow,
Put on your trainer, feel the Hi-Tec glow
Insert a two inch nail into the foot below.
The bad boy, the bad boy limp,
A little bit of gravel makes you walk like a pimp,
The bad boy, the bad boy limp,
The harder you look the more you walks like a gimp
etc.. etc"
2007-06-27 04:09:59 · answer #2 · answered by icurok 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because if their get seen by the council, they'll be made to get jobs and have to pay all the benefits they got back!!!!! And I don't think all the fake gold they wear is hellping the fact they walk Funny!
2007-06-27 04:07:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no its a gift their born with one leg slightly shorter than the other
a baseball cap tracksuit burbery hat thick goldplated chain and instead of a umbillical cord their attached to a long thick chain to their pitbull dog
their a rare breed of humanity throw back
2007-06-27 09:19:34 · answer #4 · answered by bullbusbutt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The reason that they have a limp,
Is that they are the missing link.
Between a monkey and a man
With swinging arms and lager can.
2007-06-27 04:10:24 · answer #5 · answered by Spiny Norman 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I've a feeling it could be because of the sheer weight of items they carry in there pockets i.e. Stanley knives, mobile phones playing crappy music, or could it be the weight of their fake tacky gold bracelet weighing them down on one side!!!
2007-06-27 04:14:14 · answer #6 · answered by DAVID R 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because they are the missing link between man and the apes. Why do they dress so badly too, and they cannot speak properley. I hate them, they offer nothing to society and should all be shot.
2007-06-27 04:09:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lol :) It's got something to do with the way chimps walk I think they havent developed there walking skills yet. Give it time they will get there in the end lol :)
2007-06-27 04:04:27 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
isnt it caled the pimp roll? i think sean penn asked it playing that cop in the film "colours"
sometimes i wish i had a smart gun, so i could turn a group of them into pate
then id urinate on their burberry caps and use their livers to.....well i'll leave it there. but it would on the same theme
2007-06-27 10:37:16 · answer #9 · answered by pheromonefudge 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because they think it makes them look like angry gorilla's, with unpredictable movements. Either that or their jeans are round their ankles so it makes it hard to not walk funny.
2007-06-27 04:05:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's not a limp, it's the blisters that their rockports have caused on their feet.
2007-06-27 04:03:41 · answer #11 · answered by LauraMarie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋