I just want a girlfriend who cooks, cleans, irons, good at DIY, earns top money, super model looks and figure, clever, enjoys the finer things in life (like fetching my beer for me) and great in bed. Surely, it's not to much to ask is it? Where have they all gone to?
2007-06-27 03:07:02 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
...and likes football, doesn't mind if you stay out late with your guys friends, has hot friends, can tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue, right?
2007-06-27 03:12:59 · answer #1 · answered by person 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You don't want a girl friend; you want a full time maid and cook and someone to have sex with. It's all one sided. You won't keep any girl very long until you realize that she's not for hire (you're not paying her). When will she have time to do the same for herself? A girl friend is not a work horse. She is someone to be treasured and do nice things for. Have you heard the old saying, "You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours." You must have lived a spoiled life or you are just out for yourself.
You're going to need a lot of luck, but I don't think you deserve it.
2007-06-27 03:20:22 · answer #2 · answered by Barbra 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back to the dreams you conjured them out of. Just what can you offer this wonderful woman? A minimum wage job and your beer belly?
2007-06-27 03:11:41 · answer #3 · answered by Jess 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They are all married to men who are fabulously wealthy, splendiferously romantic, who shower them with present and adoration and jet them off across the globe. Have you been looking at Playboy again, or reading Mommy's romance novels?
2007-06-27 03:11:13 · answer #4 · answered by milmomo3 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, you have to be more particular son, you'll never find what you're looking for when you settle THIS low...
Come on, let's raise those standards shall we?
2007-06-27 06:05:57 · answer #5 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They have all married 92 year old millionaires
2007-06-27 03:11:21 · answer #6 · answered by grandad1 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
back to the 40's
2007-06-27 03:10:21 · answer #7 · answered by Ronni 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I think they're all already married to rich, successful, good looking, charming, elegant, educated and well heeled men m'dear. ;)
2007-06-27 03:14:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should consider lowering your standards a little.
2007-06-27 03:12:08 · answer #9 · answered by Tori K ♫ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They're out there and great in bed - just not with you!
2007-06-27 03:10:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋