There is this parrot who flew in one day into my house and decided to stay. All the day long he screams on the top of his lungs: "Piasters! Piasters! Piasters!"
Not only his voice is very unpleasant, but his constant demands for money remind one of a tax collector.
What should I do?
2007-06-27 02:57:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hand him a piaster and see if he goes away.
2007-06-27 03:00:37 · answer #1 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, u should make a cocktail by using Russian vodka,Mexican takilla and Japanese osake. Mixer ratio is 33.33%.After drink the cocktail, ride on the roof n make a casual conversation with that parrot!!!In that time,even this parrot voice is unpleasant, u should feel something special which is available only space or orbit. Try it please!!
Warning, before riding the roof, plz take some safety measures!! Otherwise, u will be in heaven without riding by Atlantis!!!
2007-06-27 05:03:10 · answer #2 · answered by Abed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call an exterminator
2007-06-27 13:55:35 · answer #3 · answered by nassaufour 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy it the monty python sketch - the dead parrot - it might get the hint
2007-06-27 03:01:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get rid of him. Annoying!
2007-06-27 03:00:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to show him to the door!
2007-06-27 03:01:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you should have smothered parrot for dinner tonight! yummyyyy ;-)
2007-06-27 03:01:35 · answer #7 · answered by **** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please,please.....none 7.....none of these lies here......pl see my latest blog....Much Love.
2007-06-29 06:35:53 · answer #8 · answered by Brian O 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
send it to zoo
2007-06-28 15:14:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him to go back to egypt.
2007-06-27 04:41:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋