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doesnt my sock puppet have a nose??

2007-06-27 01:22:56 · 30 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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because 4 and 4 8 it.

2007-06-27 01:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by Amanda 7 · 5 0

Ah, this one is as simple as 1+1=2!
I know, of course, that you, in your wisdom as a sock puppet creator, would not have forgotten to add a nose to your puppet.
Therefore, I must conclude that since you mentioned that 2 times 3 divided by sock puppet equals "Lemonade" that you have in fact...let your sock puppets drink lemonade and the acid of which has dissolved the glue and therefore the poor puppets have lost their noses to the bottom of their lemonade glasses!
Here's my suggestion: Next time, sew on the noses (just watch out for your fingers).
Also, I strongly urge you not to let your sock puppets drink anything unsupervised. Very careless!

2007-06-27 09:22:20 · answer #2 · answered by elly_leaverton 3 · 1 0

Because 1+1=2.

2007-06-27 09:29:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

because 4 + 4 = 8

2007-06-27 08:25:05 · answer #4 · answered by tblightng 5 · 0 0

because 0 + 0 = 0

2007-06-27 08:26:04 · answer #5 · answered by Charo_Babe 3 · 0 0

Hahaha because 7 ate 9 :P

2007-06-27 08:27:34 · answer #6 · answered by Red1 3 · 0 0

because 1+1=3 thats why

2007-06-27 17:00:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Glue one on sock dude.

2007-06-27 08:27:24 · answer #8 · answered by .......... 5 · 0 0

Because last Tuesday divided by septober = Elevetysix.

2007-06-27 08:26:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Because if he did he would be able to smell how bad he smells. Sometimes it is better not knowing what you are missing in life.

2007-06-27 08:29:51 · answer #10 · answered by skylo0406 4 · 0 0

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