i was trying to paint the window frames with a toothbrush
all of a sudden, the wind blew me off the ladder and i landed on mrs jones greenhouse
i smashed me face in big style and broke every bone in my body, as well as wrecking mrs jones tomatoes
i rang the national accident helpline, hoping to get some money
but the buggers told me i was havin a laugh climbing ladders in a force 10 gale and i got nothing!
will claims direct be able to help me?
2007-06-26 22:38:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Pity you didn't break your fingers, we shouldn't have to be subjected to morons like you on this site!
2007-06-26 22:42:25 · answer #1 · answered by carswoody 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If the ladder company have not put a warning on the ladder to advise against climbing it in force 10 gales then go for it!
2007-06-27 05:42:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You were OK until we got to the tomatoes. Under ye olde frute and vegetables acte of 1435 (as amended in 1601) compensation to tomato wreckers is considered contrary to the national interest.
2007-06-27 05:45:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the drugs don't seem to work they've got a padded room
Edit: Sorry I thought you were trying to piss while on a ladder. LOL
2007-06-27 05:42:32 · answer #4 · answered by . 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
it was nothing to do with Mrs Jones and with all your money do you feel the need to ripoff someone that was doing nothing wrong
2007-06-27 05:54:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well fancy Mrs jones putting her green house there !
ITS ALL HER FAULT
sue sue sue sue !!!
2007-06-27 05:44:36 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it was a silly place to put a greenhouse.
2007-06-27 05:58:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't see it they will say it was a act from god or something like that .xxx
2007-06-27 06:20:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont all those accident claims companies sponsor your show?
I would kick up a fuss Jezza and tell them to pay up, tell them if you cant work then they get no ads on telly..........
2007-06-27 05:43:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Piss off numpty
2007-06-27 06:40:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋