How do you answer these tricky questions asked by your woman?

Question

1. Does my bum look big in this?
2. Would you like my boobs bigger?
3. Do I have cellulite?
4. Do you like my hair long or short?
5. Have I put on weight?

I say,

I don’t know if I would have ever fallen in love with you if you hadn’t had such great looks, bum, boobs, legs, hair and eyes.
Now that I love you, I don’t care what you look like.

(Obviously, you have to look serious and try not to giggle)

What do you say?

Answer 1

To live longer and happier you say:
1.Your bum looks amazing!Cor!
2.No they are perfect the size they are
3.No of course not-you are perfect
4.Long,short you are always beautiful to me
5.No you look the same beautiful sexy woman you always are

Never on any account say
1.Yes its enormous, I didnt like to say
2.Hmm yeah they are a bit small
3.What those dimply things on your thighs?
4.I liked it how you had it before you went to the hair salon
5.Er um do you want the honest answer?

Answer 2

Well actually, sometimes, we just wanna ask hear something that pleases us. Considering these questions, your girl probably wants to hear something nice. So make her happy by telling her:
1) No, you can't look greater than you already do!
2) You're great the way you are, honey, and moreover, that's already some generous cleavage you've got there!
3) Uh, wait a minute, let me get the dictionary.
4) Honey, with your beauty and character, you'd look great even if you were bald.
5) Nope, in fact, I think you're already way too thin. Eat more!

Answer 3

The only thing similar I have asked my partner is if he was ok with the bit of comfort weight I had put on (which I know was tricky bordering on harsh) and that if he wanted I could lose it no problem. He told me he liked it and that it made me more huggable and he had the bonus of me having bigger boobs. Weirdly when I've had ex's tell me how they want my body to look I haven't cared that much but then I hadn't gained any comfort weight either ;)

Answer 4

Never had to say it as a woman but these are my recommendations...

1 - you look amazing i must rip your clothes of right now...
2 - i love you just the way you are
3 - what's cellulite?
4 - you look pretty however you have your hair
5 - i can't tell, you just look wonderful (maybe followed by a i must have you now!!! )

Answer 5

Ahem...answers to your questions:

1. "Not big but...voluptuously full"
2. "...than what...?"
3."Noooooo..."
4. " Long, so it covers your face..."
5. "...after you hit the 200 kilo mark, I stopped counting...."

(I would then advise you to get into some type of witness protection programme or at least duck out the way to avoid the missiles...oh yes & prepare yourself for single life... :-)

Answer 6

I've never had to ask those sort of questions and I think that women who do should expect an honest answer! Its all about being confident and comfortable within your own skin. Come on girls!! You all look GORGEOUS!! - Ask Gok!!

Answer 7

ok:
1) say no
2) say no they are perfect the way they are!
3)say no your skin is as soft as a peach
4) whatever your style you look stunning
5)say if anything i thought you lost weight

hopefully that should do the trick! good luck!

Answer 8

now i love i dont care what you look like -is BAD. because if she loved you she would make an effort. but women who ask these questions are just insecure and wanting assurance. ilove you as you are is good. no other comment needed.

Answer 9

Yea.. i agree with you. Haha.. i never put my man thru all that. Caz i know he wouldn't have fallen in love with me, if i didn't look so good. Plus i'm a great person inside and out. Sometimes i don't understand women... being one myself.

Answer 10

1: dont be silly love,sit on the end of this!
2: no,ild like them in my mouth.
3:NO,your gorgeous & perfect as u are.
4:I like it long,it accentuates your femininity.
5:no sweetie,youv lost weight & i found it!