I would throw them back and say, "I wanted cookies!!!" :)
2007-06-26 17:54:07 · 33 answers · asked by Tigger_Gal 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
I whine about it and then realize I have to get over it and I make my lemonade, but it tastes a bit watered down.
2007-06-26 17:56:37 · answer #1 · answered by christie 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I do a variety of things
I ignore the lemon.
I live in Denial
I face it heard on
I throw it back from where it came from
I step on it
I make lemon aid from it
I carry it around with me and let it rot
I give the lemon to someone else
I make someone else hide it
I suck on it and feel the sourness of it
I put it down the garbage disposal
I throw it in the garbage can
I Make lemon pie out of it
I sell it on E bay
I throw it from my moving car
I hide it under my bed
I vow that I never saw the lemon
I throw the lemon at my X
I embrace the lemon and live my life the best I can
2007-06-26 18:53:20 · answer #2 · answered by clcalifornia 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess I would sell them to a big corporation for a profit. There is always somebody buying a small business and the little man makes a fortune. If life gave me lemons, I think it would keep on giving them to me. So I would be a supplier. The possibilities seem endless. I could easily dominate the world in lemons. Especially if life gave me anywhere as many lemons as it gave me bullsh!t.
2007-06-26 18:08:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
~~~ Wow! Free lemons and free thumbs down at the same time? Count me in! I would give those lemons to my niece Lorelei....she peels them and eats them just like she would an orange. Actually, I do know you're not really talking about sour fruit: so what I usually do is chalk it up to another reason why my middle name is "Rooked". That usually makes me laugh and when you laugh things don't seem so bad after all. ~~~
2007-06-26 18:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by donelle g. 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'll transpose some into Melons, and use the leftovers to publish my latest novel in Lemon Ink.
2007-06-26 18:34:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
those that test other people often find that the lemons are sweet until they have to taste them without the tequila, me I would take a shot of tequila, just one, to celebrate having to put up with the taste of so many sour lemons and savor it as the last one that I ever had to taste unless there was another challenge that came and I ended up having to taste more sour lemons after that.
2007-06-26 18:16:42 · answer #6 · answered by Friend 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I always make a refreshing orange juice
Mixed with Lemon-flavored Vodka...
Embellished with an Oreo Cookie stuck on a mini-yellow umbrella...(so you can have your cookie and eat it, too...)
2007-06-26 18:05:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
CUT THEM IN HALF and sqeeze half, so the juices drip onto a peice of Grilled Fish, boiled Prawns or Yabbies or a slow Baked Chicken. The other half squeezed, and the juices into a cup a black Tea, and Luxury is knocking at your door.
2007-06-26 18:04:54 · answer #8 · answered by Trent 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Squeeze out the juice bit by bit...and sip it! Try and look at its good components......burns fat,clears blocked arteries,heals acne when used for washing the face, smooth en's the skin when the outer layer is eaten! Helps in cure ring constipation, and is really great and tasty when mixed with millet porriage or hot black tea!
Me:))
2007-06-26 21:41:22 · answer #9 · answered by Hi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When life gives you lemons, eat 'em.
Who doesn't like free lemons?
2007-06-26 17:57:56 · answer #10 · answered by Born at an early age 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋