Would you make a good spy?

Question

Why??

Answer 1

No way! I'd stick out like a sore thumb! They'd say, "Hey, what's that purple princess doing in the bushes over there?" Then, I'd probably try to cover it up and say "peeing," but life's not easy being purple..unlike green, you tend to stand out.

Answer 2

What Charles Dickens doesn't realize is that while he was in your closet, I was under your bed spying on Chuck spying on you. That reminds me Chuck, please keep the midnight blue robe closed AND tied. I really don't need to keep staring at your spy scope.

Now back to your question......

I'd make an excellent spy. But you make a cruddy housekeeper. At least now I know where you got the idea for your last bunny avatar. I've never seen so many dust bunnies under this bed in my life. Btw....... your kids aren't brushing their back teeth, your dog is not happy that you changed his brand of food, your car's oil needs changing and your paper boy is having a fling with the meter maid. Other than that, i was pleased to see you changed your air filters, that that leak in the ceiling got repaired and that you finally folded and put away the laundry.

Now for our next issue....... How do we get Chuck to come out of the closet. I always knew he was different. NOT that there's anything wrong with that.

Answer 3

Believe it or not, a large part of my job is to spy on our competitors, so I do spying for a living.

Answer 4

Not at all! I take horrible pictures & video, I giggle when I try to be sneaky, and I am a horrible liar. I would be the worst spy ever.

Answer 5

I would, but only continentally. I would never make it dressing up like Angelina Jolie did in 'Mr and Mrs Smith'.

I do best in normal places, and since that is where the terrorists strike the most, I am the best woman for the job.....

Plus, I have to be home at 2 pm to pick my son up, then at 4pm is my shows on the TV. Then I cook dinner after that, I could only do it part time......

Answer 6

I might. I definately do not look like someone you'd think of as a spy, and I am able to do a pretty good poker face. I also am pretty quick witted and think I would be able to think on my feet.

Answer 7

Why do you have that hidious lamp with the dark green lampshape next to your reddish brown leather couch? I have been hiding in your hall closet for the past two days and you haven't noticed. Why do you think your beer and left overs have been disappearing at night? By the way, that midnight blue velour robe fits me perfectly. When you are at the store tomorrow, could you buy some dip to go with those Ruffle potato chips? I take my laptop computer with me everywhere, although it took me awhile to find the internet connection in your closet.

Answer 8

Yes because if I have an iPod with hours of stand-up comedian material on it I can stay motionless forever. And, I'm creative.

Yes, give me an iPod with Steven Wright, Ellen Degeneres and George Carlin on it, and a couple Blue MONSTER energy drinks, I'll find anything out for ya ;]

Answer 9

Going to spy school..

Answer 10

you be surprised at some of the stuff i knew yea i'll make a good spy