I was looking at the characters and symbols on my keyboard when I realized that one of them was a?

Question

phallus symbol. How do I use it? I want my grammar to be correct.

Answer 1

First you have to make sure the keyboard is turned on and warmed up. Grammar mistakes can be hard on you when you're first learning, but remember there is nothing wrong with not wanting to suck. Remember to be pleasant, like my friend Woody always says there's no reason to come off like a jerk. Try not to slam your keyboard in frustration but gently tickle and manipulate her keys with the occasional firm thrust upon enter. Be aware that some keyboards are not receptive to repeated use of the backspace key so be sure to get your technique down. Finally, be sure to save your cigarette for AFTER you're finished. Smoking while stroking your keyboard is never a good idea. You don't want anything to wind up burning after you've finished.

Answer 2

Always make sure the girl is your type. Once you've found the right woman, letter guide you and everything will be good. You want to Insert at the right moment—timing is key. If you wait too long she'll get board with the whole thing. When that happens, Alt'er your approach. Some women need more space, barring that you should be fine.

Be careful, if it's her first time then you might break her hyphen. Asterisk you'll have to take.

If she likes it from behind then make sure there's enough space back there. Fortunately, the Backspace is usually pretty big. If she starts to get Num, Lock to other methods of stimulation. You mouse be able to find another input method, but if you wanna do it Right, Click her buttons gently, otherwise she'll cursor you out.

Remember, this is a perfectly natural Function... just Insert slot a in Tab b and stick to the straight and Arrow, you'll be fine.

Answer 3

This just goes to prove that the Pen'is mighter than the sword. Using it correctly is sextremely important. First.... you must shift. That's right. Ok just a little more to the right.... ohhh yess... yes.. that's perfect... ahhh. Ok once you shift, then "Enter." Slowly! Don't punch it too hard..... just ease into it. Yesss.. that's right..... slowly. Oh god.... yes, you've got it now. Mmmmm... you've got great Ctrl I see. No need to Pause... no Escape. Perfection!

(Wanna F1 more time?)

Answer 4

I hope you sit erect when you type. You may want to make a rough draft with a penisel so you can erase any errors you make. I hate it when my grammar makes mistakes too. She just so old. I thnk she has alzhimers.

Answer 5

don't dick around ..just watch your stroke when you push it..i guess if you mistype you will have pulled a real bo.ner...