2007-06-26 16:22:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don’t know watt to tell you about the hair thing, but that idea really has potential. Speaking from experience though, your wife is probably going to have some resistance to the idea. She probably doesn’t want anything like that going on in her ohm. It could impede your ability to put this plan into action.
Once I tried to get my ex-girlfriend to let me try something like that. I told I wanted to take her silk panties and rub them with a glass rod. She was shocked, in fact she told me to go stand in a field and fly a kite. I was really struck that she would talk to me like that, I mean what the flux? I think she was a little re volted by the idea, she wanted to know how I could piezo insensitive. I told her to lightning up, but she almost blew a fuse. That girl was a real live wire. She had a magnetic personality. Sometimes I still wish it had worked out with her, she was a real joule. I gauss some things just weren’t meant to be.
Anyway if you approach your wife about this, you might want to tesla the waters first. Learn from my mistakes—be careful how you conduct yourself. Remember to accentuate the positive and eliminate the negative. If you stay grounded and keep your ion the goal, you might transformher view on the subject. We all know it’s impossible to force a woman to do anything, you need to find a way to spark her interest. Fix her a nice cup of coffee first, preferably Maxwell House. She should get a real charge out that. Show her that with current price of electricity, your plan makes sense. Just add up all the numbers in neat little coulombs. Hopefully that will galvanized her into action.
I am dyne to know if this works out for you. If you get the erg to talk about it, you know I ampere for you.
2007-06-26 21:36:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a genius! Why didn't I think of that??? To help with the static in your hair use Downy Freshener dryer sheets. It will correct the static cling AND fix the hair issue...But what are you going to do about the people and pets sticking to the walls?
2007-06-26 23:30:52 · answer #2 · answered by whattheheck? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL U R priceless... Love it. Thanks for making me laugh.
Actually grounding and bonding works best!!!
Static Protection through Bonding and Grounding
Static electricity and the buildup of static charges are major concerns in many installations such as data processing centers, semiconductor facilities, and many hazardous (classified) locations.
http://www.iaei.org/subscriber/magazine/04_c/johnston.htm
P.S Don't use aerosol cans. U think your having a bad hair day now... Wait and see how you feel if you accidentally set your self on fire!
2007-06-27 04:29:11 · answer #3 · answered by Michael N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zap the kitty's..they can take it and they enjoy having their hair standing straight up.....mmmmmeoooooow!
Now...how in the world did you get your house to run on SE?
2007-06-26 23:26:40 · answer #4 · answered by Wori67 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont run it on static electricity either that or use alot of scotch guard
2007-06-26 23:25:29 · answer #5 · answered by Daniel C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're such a clown. Forget your troubles and just join the circuit.
*EDIT* If you don't give this one to Fred, I'm stealing your account and doing it for you!
2007-06-27 03:57:49 · answer #6 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From looking at your avatar, I fail to see how that is an issue.
2007-06-26 23:28:01 · answer #7 · answered by wildatheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
duct tape it down on your head
2007-06-26 23:26:24 · answer #8 · answered by GopherSister7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try a yamika with a chin strap
2007-06-26 23:36:12 · answer #9 · answered by Ben R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gel
2007-06-26 23:25:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋