.....and he was on the mound at just the right time of day.....would his head cause a total eclipse of the sun? Would the natives of Borneo think that they had disapointed their Gods, and start commiting human sacrifices?
2007-06-26 15:34:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Baseball
ACE - you did it dude - the PERFECT answer! I can just picture that self-centered SOB drowning small children as they desperately try to join him in his 'lifeboat'. All-time classic.
2007-06-26 17:00:47 · update #1
Not only that but I think it would cause such a climate change in Frisco that the water would rise up over the right field wall from Mcovey cove and Barry would be using his helmet as a lifeboat. Pushing people off as he paddles to safety. They could film Titanic 2 in the process. His head capsizes, the stadium floods and he paddles away in his helmet. How romantic!!!!
2007-06-26 16:42:31 · answer #1 · answered by ♠ACEMAN♠ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be a total eclipse. The plants would all die and we would experiance another ice age! That guy is a great player, but has THE biggest ego in the game I think. I don't understand him, he's a role model and acts like an a**...if you get my drift. Roger Clemens rubbs me that way too kinda...kinda has a "Holier than thou" attitude. Good player, bad attitude.
2007-06-26 22:45:22 · answer #2 · answered by Cha togar m'fhearg gun diola 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heh...
Will the folks in Frisco or the gods be as satisfied...
when they find out that his stones have turned to raisins??
That his shelf life is reduced???
2007-06-26 22:53:43 · answer #3 · answered by G J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe you get the same affect when he is in left field, sitting in the dugout, or walking down the street.
2007-06-26 22:37:18 · answer #4 · answered by Frizzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All signs point to yes. The gods would certainly be pleased with such accommodations.
2007-06-26 22:37:23 · answer #5 · answered by Jesse & Cynthia 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok one i hate barry bonds for doing steroids but before that he was ok. but he should stay were he is he is getting faster
2007-06-26 22:40:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle. If if if if......Barroid walks on water man....you did not know this? According to San Fran Fan the guy is jesus christ reincarnated.
2007-06-26 22:39:18 · answer #7 · answered by SBSHARPSKINHEAD 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
L O L!!!!!!!!
thank you that was funny!!!
and I think there is a good chance that they would think that there was a disappointment in their gods!!!!!!
2007-06-26 22:38:25 · answer #8 · answered by under his feathers 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
this is hilarious
2007-06-26 22:37:36 · answer #9 · answered by pdc5200 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Now that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-27 12:45:10 · answer #10 · answered by gymrat0187 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋