I met a girl and she said she would go to bed with me but only if I bought her a left handed screwdriver. I have been to many stores and the clerks look at me and laugh. No luck on the internet either. Please help, I really like this girl.
2007-06-26 12:35:16 · 18 answers · asked by robel 2 in Home & Garden ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
Sorry, you're never getting laid.
2007-06-26 12:42:47 · answer #1 · answered by Angelic 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Left Handed Screwdriver Recipe
Ingredients My Bar
2 oz Vodka Add It
3 oz Grapefruit Juice Add It
3 oz Orange Juice Add It
Directions
Pour the vodka and juices into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a collins glass filled with ice cubes, and serve.
I haven't made this up it is a drink.
This screwdriver was specially formulated by the Coalition of Left Handed Peoples for the Furthering of Left Handed Recognition and Also the Metric System. (AKA CLHPFLHRAMS.) Naturally, KaleCoAuto came to a partnership with them to create this finely machine crafted screwdriver. This screwdriver uses high tech materials, such as steel, and plastic. (NASA uses steel and plastic!) This screwdriver is great for loosening screws on the right side of the vehicle, or tightening screws on the left side of the vehicle.
Think I might go for the drink option 1st.
good luck.I think she she may have quite a good sense of humor good luck.
2007-06-26 12:47:39 · answer #2 · answered by ken b 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The same way you find a left handed pencil. Hold the screwdriver in your left hand. If the writing is upside down it's right handed. If it's right side up it's for a lefty. Not making this up. Learned this from a pencil collector.
2007-06-29 00:28:14 · answer #3 · answered by mountainriley 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah yes, the rare Left-handed screwdriver ! It's your Lucky Day friend ,I have three for sale....please remit with a signed blank check and your complete address as they are selling fast ! Oh , yeah I also have a Bridge for sale if you meet the right Woman .......
2007-06-26 12:49:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never needed one, for I use a screwdriver with either hand. So I think she is trying to get rid of you.
2007-06-26 12:44:15 · answer #5 · answered by Coop 366 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously there is no such thing...i think she was trying to let you down easy however if she's a girl chances are her knowledge of tools is slim so get something here and tell her its a screw drivcer... lmao Try here these...great links for left handed people in a right handed world.
http://www.woodworking.com/article_archive.cfm?article=1862§ion=1
http://www.thelefthand.com/
2007-06-26 12:40:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If she's a lefty, buy any screwdriver with and write left on it. She will either give you another reason you aren't going to get any or she will laugh and you'll get lucky
2007-06-26 12:40:43 · answer #7 · answered by fluffy the wonderdog 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-25 14:45:29 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just go into any Home Depot and look over by all of the hand tools in the hardware department, they are usually in the same area as the metric hammers.
2007-06-26 14:55:05 · answer #9 · answered by dark_knight_1735 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thats hysterical. Very clever. Ask her to find you a water pump for a 1973 Volkswagen Beetle
2007-06-26 12:39:38 · answer #10 · answered by limick32 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes there is such a screw driver but they are VERY, VERY,VERY rare ! I have about 3 or 4 of them which I'll sell you for $999.99 each !
2007-06-26 16:37:46 · answer #11 · answered by 1wiseguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋