2007-06-26 10:52:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lovely bird, isn't it dibs? Beautiful plumage....
It's probably pining for the fjords....
Norwegian blue prefers kippling on his back....
He's stunned! You stunned him just as he was waking up!
Well of course he's been nailed to his perch there! If I hadn't nailed him there, he'd have muscled up to those bars, bent them apart with his beak, and....VOOOM....
2007-06-26 10:58:44 · answer #1 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lick it. If it tastes like rancid meat smells like, start planning the funeral. If it tastes sweet, like sweet cream buttermilk laced with double-proof vanilla, it's still alive and kickin'.
2007-06-27 01:57:57 · answer #2 · answered by Agent D 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If it's feet are nailed to the cage, chances are its dead. If its hard and you bonk it on the counters and it still doesn't move, you've been cheated by the store owner. Attack him with fresh fruit!!!!!
2007-06-26 19:25:09 · answer #3 · answered by meep meep 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
maybe he's a bit peckish... do you have any cheese?
2007-06-27 12:34:21 · answer #4 · answered by shazam 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's breathing
2007-06-26 17:55:57 · answer #5 · answered by Nora G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋