Is it hard to be liberal?

Question

I recently had another profile deleted by Yahoo for giving straight answers. So I decided to be liberal instead and realized that I don't know many of the beliefs of liberals. I know that I should support killing bab...I mean terminating pregnancies, but what else is there?

Thank you Cheyenne for acknowledging that Michael Moore is a "funny guy" rather than a "serious documentary maker."

Answer 1

There is no reason in the world to be intentionally liberal. Stick to your guns. I suspect liberals fell and hit their heads a lot, when they were babies....or recently.

Answer 2

Liberals are a dying breed. Centerists are the NEW, untired, non-whiny counterbalance to the Coservatives. The Liberal media is dying a pathetic death. They sealed their fate with political-"uncorrectness"(their form self-destructive form of censorship). No offense to all the dinosaurs out there, but it's time to pass the torch to some more dignified FRESH blood.

Answer 3

If you live a MISERABLE life you to can be a LIBERAL.

"Some 45% of all Republicans report being very happy, compared with just 30% of Democrats and 29% of independents. This finding has also been around a long time; Republicans have been happier than Democrats every year since the General Social Survey began taking its measurements in 1972.

Since 1972, the GOP happiness edge over Democrats has ebbed and flowed in a pattern that appears unrelated to which party is in political power.

For example, Republicans had up to a 10 and 11 percentage point happiness edge over Democrats in various years of both the Carter and Clinton presidencies."

http://pewresearch.org/pubs/301/are-we-happy-yet

When the Nanny State is your GOD you are bound to be let down!

Answer 4

Sexual relations can be with anyone (or anything)

It's okay to tax people to death for social programs which keep the poor dependent

You want illegals to become legal for democratic votes. It's ok that the average family will cost taxpayers and extra $40,000 each year

You must hug a tree daily

Answer 5

It's so easy.

Put your fingers in your ears, and yell stuff that sounds good at the top of your lungs, like

"Women should have the right to choose!!"
"End AIDS in Africa!!"
"End global warming!!!'

The fingers in your ears will help you ignore those pesky facts that get in the way of your ideals.

Answer 6

Being a liberal is easy....just learn how to flip flop on important subjects and learn how to spew hate all over the world.

Answer 7

The first thing to be a liberal is to have your brain sucked out of your head, OOOOHHHH wait that is partial birth abortion. But what is the difference.

Answer 8

Press for that wonderful "FAIR"ness Doctrine, start acting childish and do lots of name calling, call anyone who doesn't agree with you a troll, be as closed-minded as you can, cackle and laugh while telling us that Clinton was the world's greatest president, slam talk radio and claim that you never listen to it (in other words, parrot your fellow libs), .......

You get the picture. Oh yeah, one more thing.. Christians are all misled thugs! :)

Last but not least... Whine, whine and whine some more!

Answer 9

Sarcasm duly noted.

Answer 10

No it's great not to be so narrowminded. Liberals are lovers not haters. We only have to hate one person....Bush, but you have to hate immigrants, minorities, poor people, disabled people, gays, Rosie, etc. and all your pundits are haters like O'Reilly, Hannity, Limbaugh, Coulter, Savage etc. while we have funny guys like Michael Moore, David Letterman and Al Franken.

Answer 11

Gay marriage, socialism in all things, surrendering sovereignty to the U.N., suppression of opposing views, silencing the people, making as many people as possible dependent on the federal government for all of their needs.