What can you do or say?

Question

that will cheer me up? Having a bit of a rough day!

Answer 1

that I Love You!!
and our daughter too!

Answer 2

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and botily
functions. The 70 year old says " I get up at seven every
morning and it takes me twenty minutes to pee." The 80 year
old man says "My case is worse, I get up at eight every
morning and grunt and groan for half an hour before I have a
bowel movement." The 90 year old man says " At seven I pee like a horse and at eight I sh*t like a cow." " So what's your problem?" ask the other two men. " I don't wake up until nine!"

(from Sharon M)

The neighbours dog was barking in their garden late last night and my missus got very cross, put on her dressing gown and went downstairs. When she came back, I asked her what she'd done. She said,'I've put it in our garden. Now it can keep them awake!!'
(from Richard C)

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to?

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun.
He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me £5, and vice-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me £5, and if I don't know the answer that you'll ask me, I will pay you £500!." Figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question.
"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five pound note and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn.
She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his co-workers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her £500. The blonde politely takes the £500 and turns away to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer £5, and goes back to sleep.

(from mcsizta)

There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a blond guy, who were construction workers and they were working on top of a building. It was lunch time and the Irsh man opens his lunch pail and he gets cabbage and beef and he says, "If I get one more beef and cabage for lunch I'm gonna jump off of this building."

Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and he gets a burrito, he says if I get one more burrito for lunch I'm gonna jump off this building. The blond man opens his lunch pale and gets a bologna sandwhich he siad if I get one more bologna sandwhich I'm goona jump off of this building.

The next day the Irish man opens his lunch pail and finds cabage and beef so he jumps off the building to his death. Then the Mexican opens hid lunch pail and finds a burrito so he jumps off the building to his death. Then the blond guy opens his lunch pale and finds a bologna sandwhich, so he jumps off to his death as well.

The next day at their funeral the Irish man's wife said, ''Bagorrah, only if I would have known that he didn't like cabage and beef I would have packed him something else." Then the Mexican's wife then said, ''If I only knew he didn't like burritos, I would have packed something else. ''Finally, the blonde man's wife siad '' I don't know what his problem was; he packed his own lunch.''

(from mcsizta)

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.

The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."

With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three

(from mcsizta)




I'm sorry you're not having a very good day! hope it gets better, and i also hope the jokes that i stole from other people's questions made you smile (or better yet laugh!!!)!!!! lol. as someone else also said, i ♥ the name april. I hope your day gets much better and that tomorrow will be great too!

Answer 3

Someone once hit Geraldo Rivera in the face with a chair, causing aesthetic damage.

If it happened once, it could happen again.

Answer 4

you are a beautiful young woman who will have a bountiful harvest in this life and the next.

Answer 5

Awww...sorry to hear that. Me too, to be quite honest.
But anyway...I hope your day gets better...
I've seen you around and you are always very nice.
*hugs*

Answer 6

I love the name April...

It sounds so.....fresh!