Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas.
A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze. When they come to and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the fabled Land of Oz.
They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The Wizard is known for granting people their wishes.
Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain."
Gingrich responds, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart."
Clinton speaks up, "Where's Dorothy?"
2007-06-26 08:50:23 · 17 answers · asked by Gõlden angel 4 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
that was freakin hilarious...
2007-06-26 14:28:17 · answer #1 · answered by jack jack 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
e book, video clips or play? I keep in mind waiting each and each 3 hundred and sixty 5 days for the Wizard of ozto be shown on television and seeing it basically in black and white on condition that we did no longer have a colour television. I keep in mind reading the books and being surprised that there is a lot extra to the story than what's seen interior the movie. I keep in mind seeing the play on the St. Louis Muny this summer time. i'm chuffed to have the possibility to possess the DVD and watch it any time I wish.
2016-10-03 04:31:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit dated, no? Substitute Dubya for Quayle-e, Cheney for Newt and World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz for Bubba.
2007-06-26 08:53:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Good one!
Funny too cause today...I wore my Wizard of Oz T-shirt that says.... "Be gone with you, before someone drops a house on you too!" Keep an eye on the sky..... ;)
2007-06-26 09:00:45 · answer #4 · answered by cg in ok 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't you have any jokes from the present administration? They might have some quirks that would resonate better with people living in 2007.
I could even think of an update to this one but there would be another violation notice if I wrote them.
2007-06-26 08:54:36 · answer #5 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Pizza likes the joke :)
Pizza is Laughing Out Loud
2007-06-26 09:01:28 · answer #6 · answered by Pizza 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha. i love the original wizard of oz.
2007-06-26 08:59:33 · answer #7 · answered by Ciara W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I shouldn't say this but Dorthy is probably with Hillary and/or Chelsea!
2007-06-26 09:04:02 · answer #8 · answered by ** Azzurri ** 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I remember that movie. Well I should, I own it. I own the original.
2007-06-26 08:53:51 · answer #9 · answered by emma_1167 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im just like quayle, i like getting brain
2007-06-26 08:54:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
heheh kteer mahdoumi as usual
2007-06-26 09:37:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋