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Don't ya hate it when you're sitting at the computer desk with no pants on and when you get up, the leather sticks to your butt like peeling off a band-aid?

2007-06-26 08:22:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

17 answers

You clap with one hand and a tree falls over in an empty forest killing a squirrel.

2007-06-27 03:40:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Don't ya hate it when you go to the bathroom at work and someone is in the stall or (at the urinal next to you) and an "escapee" jumps from between your a$$ cheeks and breaks the silence?

2007-06-26 15:26:47 · answer #2 · answered by HRH PrincessFreestarr 3 · 2 0

I hate it when I'm talking with someone, they get distracted by their own thoughts, interrupt me, and ask me a "totally-off-the-subject" question without skipping a beat as if I'd been saying nothing at all.

2007-06-26 15:27:22 · answer #3 · answered by wittylaughingwoman 3 · 1 0

Don't you hate it when you sitting on the toilet and you pis$ out of the crack between the seat and the bowl.

2007-06-26 15:26:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Someone uses the cordless phone and it cuts you off from the internet. Aargh!!!!

2007-06-26 15:28:38 · answer #5 · answered by Soul Blossom 2 · 1 0

when I am answering questions on yahoo and the damn phone rings or someone comes to my desk and I have to work

2007-06-26 15:27:02 · answer #6 · answered by The Voice Of Reason 4 · 1 0

How do I complete an already complete sentence?

2007-06-26 15:26:09 · answer #7 · answered by Michael N 6 · 0 0

you wake up in the morning thinking you had an awesome night and the person lying next to you can't even remember your name? =D

2007-06-26 17:16:05 · answer #8 · answered by steracrudy 4 · 2 0

nope but I always bump my knee on the drawer that holds the key board

2007-06-26 15:26:00 · answer #9 · answered by bowsgirl1 7 · 1 0

your asss is so boney and you pass out drunk on P&S, having a damn good time, and it really hurts when you wake up? ( I mean i'm skinny as hell and need more beer, that's what i am saying!)

2007-06-26 15:31:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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