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Would he be scratching at the inside of his coffin? Or using Karate?

2007-06-26 07:58:07 · 22 answers · asked by Indiana Jones 6 in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

22 answers

He'd be sniffing around for a cupcake or 12.

2007-06-26 08:00:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

He would be in his late 70's early 80's so doubt the karate. No coffin either unless he was buried alive.

2007-06-26 15:00:06 · answer #2 · answered by stinkypinkyteddybear 5 · 3 1

Um ... I love his music but he got too fat to do Karate. He'd be scratching and singing hoping that someone would recognize his voice and save him.

-What! I LOVE Elvis, I've grown up on his music because my mom did and it is always on in our house. He got fat, everyone knows that. His voice is legendary, I would dig six feet under to save the beautiful manly voice if I heard it.

2007-06-26 15:01:12 · answer #3 · answered by ~Les~ 6 · 0 2

If he were alive, he'd be old and crusty, and probably on life-support if he hadn't mended his drug-abusing ways by this time. You don't put people in coffins until after they're dead.

2007-06-26 15:01:24 · answer #4 · answered by gilgamesh 6 · 1 1

HE IS ALIVE!

saw him at sommerfield last week, dont get me wrong, he looks nothing like he used to, but this guy definitely had an american accent.

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2007-06-26 15:02:48 · answer #5 · answered by Jamin 2 · 0 0

if he was alive , i would hope that he had sobered up, relax and enjoy his fame and fortune and be a great granddaddy.. as for his singing, i am sure he would have had 1-2 specials anytime he wanted and played las vegas on a occasion or 2, he was the king,,thats for sure

2007-06-26 15:01:34 · answer #6 · answered by alangj91761 4 · 2 1

That would be impossible because he would have starved in the coffin.

2007-06-26 15:00:15 · answer #7 · answered by just wants to know 7 · 0 1

I think he would be dancing and singing . he would probably be a guest on Larry King.

2007-06-26 15:01:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

what do you mean if, i got a delivery earlier today and i swear the truck driver was elvis.

2007-06-26 15:00:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

if he was alive he would not be in a coffin.

2007-06-26 15:00:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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