Who would be the opposite of Paris?

Question

What publicly known person would be the opposite of Paris? I.e., male, not blonde, fat, smart, etc? Maybe Fred Thompson?

Since this is a pop question, I'll let this one be decided by the pop folks.

Answer 1

OK, let's start by dispensing with the hypocrisy. I mean, a lot of guys make fun of Paris, but hardly any of them would kick her out of bed. She certainly passes the physical, and, while some guys will deny this (and therein lies the source of the hypocrisy), her free spirit and lack of inhibition make her fun and appealing.

Given the above, I think the logical opposite of Paris would be an overweight male with bad hair and an exaggerated sense of his own importance - one of those preachy, annoying, and overly moralistic guys who you just want to smack every time he gets on his soapbox. Hmm, Jerry Falwell comes to mind, but didn't he die recently? So, I'll go with Dr. Phil.

Answer 2

LOL If you were looking for a beautiful blond, famous family, but with education and class, Ivanka Trump. She's a Wharton School of Business graduate.

Paris Hilton can't even spell and writes like a 6-year old, but Miss Trump has graduated from Wharton. Paris is known for partying.

Answer 3

You missed in the list of opposite the most
important trait : publicly known.

Take that away and the b-itch's nothing.

Answer: John Doe.

Answer 4

Gordon B. Hinckley? Or the Pope? Or the Dalai Lama? I'm thinking these wouldn't work out if you're trying to set her up with an 'Opposites Attract" relationship though. ;)

Answer 5

Bernie Mac

Answer 6

Bill Gates

also, a guy down the hall from me (fat, unfamous, unattractive, poor, smart, etc.)

Answer 7

Any normal person in the world.

Answer 8

michael moore - he is ugly, fat, not blonde, smart

Answer 9

chynna