The easiest way, so as not to hurt their feelings, would be to leave them there and just move to a new house.
2007-06-26 04:41:43
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answered by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5
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Kindly offer them the classified section of the newspaper with Rooms for Rent circled for their perusal.
PS. A star for your question just because it is the 4th of July and we all seek independence.
2007-07-04 04:35:22
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answered by Anonymous
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Whenever they walk into the room ... just start grinning.
A big evil grin. And when they ask you what you're up to, break into manical laughter and say, "Oh, you'll find out soon enough."
They'll be outta there in a day or two.
2007-06-26 14:32:39
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answered by Ajsansker 7
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Take on a personality type you know they hate or deplore. Monitor and adjust as needed until desired results have been achieved.
2007-07-03 18:19:56
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answered by Paul 3
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Give them a quick foreign language course. Ask them if they know what is the Latin word for house-guest is .....then let them know it's "parasite". They might get the clue ;)
2007-06-26 05:15:35
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answered by Deleted 4
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Chloroform them. Just kidding! Mmmmmph!
2007-07-02 00:39:23
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answered by ? 6
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Buy them a train ticket for tomorrow
2007-07-04 02:20:42
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answered by takoua d 3
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Revving a chainsaw comes to mind.
2007-06-26 04:39:50
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answered by Anonymous
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just avoiding him is the best kick out
2007-06-26 09:51:10
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answered by Mag 7
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Place all their items in black plastic bags outside your place.
I did this once.
Worked a treat.
2007-07-03 19:27:23
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answered by Anonymous
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