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The easiest way, so as not to hurt their feelings, would be to leave them there and just move to a new house.

2007-06-26 04:41:43 · answer #1 · answered by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 · 2 0

Kindly offer them the classified section of the newspaper with Rooms for Rent circled for their perusal.

PS. A star for your question just because it is the 4th of July and we all seek independence.

2007-07-04 04:35:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Whenever they walk into the room ... just start grinning.
A big evil grin. And when they ask you what you're up to, break into manical laughter and say, "Oh, you'll find out soon enough."

They'll be outta there in a day or two.

2007-06-26 14:32:39 · answer #3 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 1 0

Take on a personality type you know they hate or deplore. Monitor and adjust as needed until desired results have been achieved.

2007-07-03 18:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by Paul 3 · 0 0

Give them a quick foreign language course. Ask them if they know what is the Latin word for house-guest is .....then let them know it's "parasite". They might get the clue ;)

2007-06-26 05:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by Deleted 4 · 1 0

Chloroform them. Just kidding! Mmmmmph!

2007-07-02 00:39:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Buy them a train ticket for tomorrow

2007-07-04 02:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by takoua d 3 · 0 0

Revving a chainsaw comes to mind.

2007-06-26 04:39:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

just avoiding him is the best kick out

2007-06-26 09:51:10 · answer #9 · answered by Mag 7 · 0 0

Place all their items in black plastic bags outside your place.
I did this once.
Worked a treat.

2007-07-03 19:27:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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