A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?..All of it.Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.Chuck Norris can divide by zero the grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears
2007-06-26 01:00:13 · 7 answers · asked by Rae rae 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I really need some of that to get me started today.
What's it called?
Meth?
2007-06-26 01:03:45 · answer #1 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I did not know that... but i do know that if you spelt Chuck Norris wrong, ull be roundhoused so hard that by the year 1000000000000, ull still be flying from the roundhouse kick powa. but if i ever go to texas, im gonna Chucksize my order.
2007-06-26 08:49:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The power involved in the big bang would only power Austrailia for 44 mins? That seems odd.
2007-06-26 08:05:03 · answer #3 · answered by Timothy C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow I didn't know that. But did you know that Chuck Norris is "The Man"?
2007-06-26 08:03:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a phenomenal superstar!
i can't believe he hasn't won an oscar yet
2007-06-26 08:07:11 · answer #5 · answered by specky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I did not know that.
2007-06-26 08:03:06 · answer #6 · answered by Johnny Rocker 89 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, i did not know that.
2007-06-26 08:03:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋