Doesn't that just blow your mind?
2007-06-26 00:51:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
And when he jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
Also, he is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
2007-06-26 00:55:54 · answer #1 · answered by tinkerbell69_luvr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahh these are hilarious : When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. S T A R ! ! ! !
2016-04-01 05:03:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck's the man.
2007-06-26 01:56:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck will round house kick you in his sleep while hanging upside down over a pit of alligators that have not been fed in weeks
2007-06-26 03:47:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im going to marry chuck and have his babies!
2007-06-26 00:56:59 · answer #5 · answered by Funi Buni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW, fast forward button is a great thing ... especially on dvd's when its like 12x ... ( i am assuming he taped the show)
2007-06-26 00:55:16 · answer #6 · answered by DeeDee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who the *** is chuck noris
2007-06-26 00:54:20 · answer #7 · answered by reasons 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yep
2007-06-26 00:54:13 · answer #8 · answered by dawniebear22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah it does
*blow of my mind*
^__^
2007-06-26 00:56:11 · answer #9 · answered by SimileyDaisy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my god i can sleep now knowing that lol
2007-06-26 00:55:10 · answer #10 · answered by hunniiuk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋