Can you make me laugh?

Question

You can give me links, videos, music, jokes, anything to make me laugh..

Answer 1

I can give you a mirror. That should do it.

Answer 2

Riddle : Whats black and blue and hates sex.
Riddle Answer: That b**ch in my trunk.

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for
over 10 years, sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself,
"It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck gets closer and closer,
he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a
raft. Suddenly there emerges from the surf a wet-suited black clad
figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit,
there stands a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

The glamorous blonde strides up to the stunned Irishman and says to
him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"

"Ten years," replies the amazed Irishman. With that, she reaches over
and unzips a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit
and pulls out a fresh package of hand-rolled Cuban cigars.

He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorrah,"
says the man, "That is so good, I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's
Irish Whiskey?" asks the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years." Hearing that, the blonde
reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket, removes a flask and
hands it to him. He opens the flask and takes a long drink. "'Tis nectar
of the gods!" says the Irishman. ''Tis truly fantastic!!!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde starts to slowly unzip the long
front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looks at the
trembling man and asks, "And how long has it been since you played
around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman falls to his knees and sobs,
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there, too!

Answer 3

haha... why not I'm bored, so here are some jokes...

Q: Why are hunters to great lovers in bed?

A: Because they go deep in the bush, shoot twice and eat everything they shoot.

Q: What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?

A: Melt them, turn them into a tire and call it a good year.

Q: What happened to the chineese man who ran into a wall with a *****?

A: He smashed his nose.

HOPE IT WORKED lol

Answer 4

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some f u ** i n’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more f u ** i n’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the f u ** i n’ French toast."

Answer 5

Here comes the laughing gas.

God bless u,

Daniel
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Answer 6

I doubt it.

I have no links.
I have no videos.
I have no funny music.
My jokes, in all honesty, aren't all that funny.
Anything?
Well.
I don't have anything to make you laugh.

I guess I just shouldn't bother trying.

Nope.

Perhaps someone else could oblige your request.

.

Answer 7

http://www.deviantart.com:80/deviation/34244097/


i think it's funny & cute...have a happy day :)


** click on play in the link

Answer 8

albinoblacksheep.com has tons of funny stuff...try it. funny.com is pretty cool too

oh and ialissawi, your link doesn't work

Answer 9

fat-pie animated cartoons
http://www.fat-pie.com/flash.htm

cyanide and happiness comic strip
http://www.explosm.net/comics/937/

bunnies do Borat
http://www.starz.com/features/bunnyclub/borat/index.html
or more bunnies
http://www.angryalien.com/

random
http://www.funnyjunk.com/

funny cats
http://www.funnycatvideos.net/

Answer 10

Just look at your avitar, it made me laugh. ha ha ha lol