From D.L. Hughley on Jay Leno:
D.L.> "Man, Shaq is getting bigger everytime I see him now. He can step on two police cars and rollerskate...I heard he's training to be a cop now. I know how you can avoid being shot if he aims at you Jay."
Jay Leno> "How?"
D.L> "Just act like a free-throw. He'll miss."
2007-06-25 14:07:36 · 4 answers · asked by SummerLuhver 2 in Sports ➔ Basketball
Lmao. Thats probably the funniest thing I've heard this month. Man. Well if we're talking about basketball, Shaq along with Tim Duncan are the 2 players that have nothing else to prove (4 rings, 3 finals MVPs). Now to talk about the quotes, D.L. Hughley got him bad. Shaq is pretty fat: 7'1 350. And it's one of the most ironic things I've ever seen that Shaq is trying to help obese kids slim down? Does that strike anyone about irony? And also, his free throws are pretty bad , but supposedly "he makes them when it counts". Haha, Shaq is the funniest guy in the league, and with so much money.
2007-06-25 14:12:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's kinda mean. But it's really funny.
Shaq is doing a great job helping in the community though. He's a cop, realtor, writer, actor, fat camp counselor, and more. He donates so much money and is always playing with kids in the Childrens Hospital. It's nice to see someone of such a high status showing that they care.
Shaq could do a little better as a cop though. He arrested the wrong person twice. As for helping kids lose weight, he probably lives by: Do as I say, not as I do.
He's starting to slack a little as a player. But he's the league's funniest person nevertheless.
2007-06-25 21:19:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't see what the problem is. Shaq's a monster who can't hit a freethrow for his life. D.L. just speaking the truth
2007-06-25 21:14:34 · answer #3 · answered by Mike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-06-29 20:22:00 · answer #4 · answered by Hi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋