And what would your lineup be like?
2007-06-25 14:02:56 · 56 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
CBS (Soon to be changed to: Cucumber Broadcasting System)!
Primetime Line-Up!
Monday - Destroy Your Boss, Reality show about employess conspiring to have boss canned. Funny thing is all employess are Beaurocrats working for the US Government! Very, very funny!
Tuesday - The Apprentice, Federal Prosecutor Division, Reality show about Federal Beaurocrats fired because they do not tow the "Party" line! Starring Alberto "You're FIRED" Gonzalez and Brian Dennehy as "DICK" Cheney!
Wednesday - The Which Blair Project, Comedy about the American President trying to convince the English to become puppets of America. Hilarious when Bush, clones Tony Blair to find the TRUE American puppet!
Thursday - Lie and Dis-Order, Comedy about I "Scooter" Libby lying to everybody about committing Treason by naming CIA operatives in order to destroy their reputations because they disputed claims by Richard "DICK" Cheney!
Friday - 20/400 - News magazine leaning way to the LEFT! As all are! But, we've talked Bill O'Reilly into becoming a "Bleeding Heart Liberal" and he's really sad, but it will bring in the ratings.
Saturday - Live at Yahoo, Reality show about Morons working at Yahoo who censure customers using Yahoo Answers! It would really be funny if it wasn't so tragic! And, what NORMAL person would work at Yahoo on Saturday night! That's right a LOSER!!!
Sunday - 60 Minutes, Featuring 59 minutes with Andy Rooney!
2007-06-25 14:32:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
HBO The Sopranos
Deadwood
Oz
Major movies
The best of the comics Chris Rock, Robin Williams
Billy Crystal, old repeats of Richard Pryor
Major Rock Concerts
and I would also take two of Bravo Channels shows such as
Project Runway and Top Chef.
2007-06-25 14:14:56 · answer #2 · answered by nemesis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
COURT TV
American Justice
Forensic Files
NO MORE COPS
Haunting Evidence
The Investigators
Investigative Reports
Body of Evidence
2007-06-25 15:08:39 · answer #3 · answered by LARGE MARGE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fox
from 6:00pm till 12 am
6:pm reruns of Cops til 7:pm
7:pm George Lopez
8:pm a "good" Reality Show
9:pm "24" or House
10:pm Taxicab Confession (stolen from HBO)
11:pm Sex in the city reruns (uncut)
12am news
this is just for Monday night.
2007-06-25 14:10:38 · answer #4 · answered by Dee U 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Prolly TV Land
M*A*S*H
The Munsters
The Adams Family
Happy Days
THe Andy Griffith Show
I Dream of Genie
Bewitched
M*A*S*H again
Movie
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2007-06-25 16:38:09 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fox, so I can get rid of American Idol. I'd run new episodes of House for a real, full season like TV seasons used to be, and I'd run every NASCAR race that Fox has designated instead of running some on FX, and I'd run more movies too, and without commercials. Oh, and I'd get rid of Cops; how many times can it really be interesting to watch people get arrested for the same things? I'd also run more cartoons for my daughter. Even Saturday mornings are lame these days...
2007-06-26 02:23:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fox- I would keep the same lineup
2007-06-25 23:59:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Food Network. You would never go hungry. I would keep the channel just the way it is.
2007-06-25 14:06:43 · answer #8 · answered by dj 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fox
2007-06-30 08:00:59 · answer #9 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Food Network. My first order of business would be to buy Giada some turtlenecks.
2007-06-25 14:05:44 · answer #10 · answered by Little Miss Can't Be Wrong 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋