2007-06-25 14:01:42 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
when kittens get so scared there whole body arches and there tale is so spyke!!!
2007-06-25 15:05:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mrs Woof, Mrs Pigg in telesales.
and lately a Mrs Catt (although immune by then).
Mrs Pigg had me in fits of giggles and snorts at the time; I did try and be professional though. But I lost it and I don't usually. I were glad when she hung up. Then I had about five minutes tears of laughter. Just at the time it seemed very funny having two g's as if to make the name sensible and I kept imagining this pig in a dress at the other end of the phone.
My apologises if you have the name Pigg for finding it funny.
2007-06-25 21:34:08 · answer #2 · answered by The Mole 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny sick but it happened to me so it's OK to chortle loudly about it. I used to weigh 19st (at the time this happened) and I was cycling down a hill when the lamp attached to the front forks came loose and jammed in the wheel sending me flying over the handlebars and through the air, not funny you say well think about this I was wearing an orange fluorescent rain-suit provided by my employer at the time. An Austraillian guy ran across the road to help me and when he saw I was OK Burst into hysterical laughing I asked what was so effin funny(my pride was hurt) and he said that it was the first time he had actually seen a Flying Pink Elephant and at that moment I just about wet myself laughing. It still brings a grin to my face.
2007-06-25 21:23:48 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Umm, the funniest thing I have seen...inappropriate to post here but I saw it in real life not on the internet, which makes even funnier.
Funniest think I have HEARD, it wasn't even funny...it was just the timing that made it very funny. I literally peed in my pants, but halfway. And I was in school too so I had to tie my sweater around my waist, nobody noticed. I don't want to type what happened because I know you'd think it's not funny.
2007-06-25 21:07:39 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my neighbor
last year my neighboor 2 doors down came over and said i want this,this,this (she wanted almost everything) and we were setting it aside. you should have seen the look on the other shoppers faces!!! at one point she had a whole table full of junk saved that she wanted to buy at a later time.!! we had to cover it with a sheet. shoppers kept asking is this for sale? to top it all off she tried to pay with a check. i knew she dident have that much money. we called the bank and gave them her account number and they said there was insuffiecnt funds. we gave the check back and she still wanted the stuff. SHE EVEN ASKED IF I WOULD TAKE HER CHARGE CARD!!!! she paid like 300 cash and took half the stuff. she is so weird. she wont even use the stuff!!! it sat in her backyard for month!! she is the weirdest neightbor. without her we would have no comedy in our neighbor hood!!!
2007-06-25 21:11:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hear this joke: (I found it funny..)
"What gender is a computer?"
A class was divided into 2 groups to argue for both genders. One group decided it shud be female coz:
- No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
- The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
- Even the smallest mistakes are stored in its long term memory for possible later retrieval.
- As soon as u make a committment to one, u find spending half of ur salary on accessories for it.
The other group decided it shud be male coz:
- In order to do anything with them u have to turn them on.
- They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
- They are supposed to help u solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
- As soon as u commit to one, u realize that if u had waited a little longer, u could have gotten a better model!!
2007-06-25 21:04:31 · answer #6 · answered by K.P. 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The imigration bill they are trying to pass. It's the funniest thing because how can so many people who are suppose to be educated and are suppose to help set the laws completely ignore them IF SOMETHING IS ILL LEGAL IT IS WRONG.
2007-06-25 21:11:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My wife and I were at the Red Lobster. An old man was walking by being seated. Now he had the whole place to do this. No he waited until he was right in front of our table. He cut the biggest fart. I know he couldn't help it. We both couldn't believe if it was real at first. It was funny.
2007-06-25 21:07:37 · answer #8 · answered by mjnjtfox 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know this girl that hit a squirrel. She felt bad so she stopped. It was still breathing. She she picked it up and put it in her car! She decided she was going to take it to her vet. Well while on her way it came alive. She had a Del Sol. It was bouncing all over her car the finally went in under the dash under her radio. She grabbed its tail to pull it out. The tail came off!!!! The squirrel died in her dash. It was bad. She had to pay people to get it out. Oh geez. It still makes me cry when I think about it.
2007-06-25 21:06:00 · answer #9 · answered by atlantaboi3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My best friend (who is a pretty large guy) will dry heave everytime somebody mentions dolls. He's extremely grossed out by dolls (as in the kind girls play with). It always has me doubling over seeing his body physically reject his thoughts.
2007-06-25 21:05:58 · answer #10 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my friend fell down the stairs in topshop on her knees all the way to the bottom!!lol and i no this sounds harsh, but when i was in school a boy on crutches fell down the stairs! he wasn't hurt and i know i shouldn't have laffed but i couldn't help myself, and to this day every time i think about it i laff loads!! I'm laffin now!!lmao! sorry x
2007-06-25 21:07:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋