best line in a movie?

Answer 1

'Sometimes being a ****** is all a woman has to hold on to'

Delores Claiborne

"I want to find a woman who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and kick back.'

Electric Horseman

Answer 2

Gone With The Wind.
Frankly MY Dear I Don't Give A Damn.

Answer 3

Full Metal Jacket
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your a** belongs to the corps!

Answer 4

Monica (preparing dinner): I have a leg, 3 breasts and a wing...
Chandler: How do you find clothes that fit?

Friends

Answer 5

I had to go to prison to become a criminal. Shawshank Redemption

Answer 6

"If they move, kill 'em!" William Holden in the Wild Bunch. Very hardcore for 1969.

Answer 7

"That's what I like about them high school girls, as I get older, they stay the saaame aaaage..."

Answer 8

Your not santa you smell like beef and cheese
- Elf

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVEEE YOUUUUUU
- Elf

omg I can't remember the full sentence but here is part ...
I peed in my pants at school today and I am still sittin in my pee pants
- Talladega Nights

Female Fan : Hey driver , drive these (lifts shirt)
Ricky Bobby : Oh god , please be 18
- Talladega Nights

Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin’ wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.
Carley Bobby: (raises hands) Woo!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: mmm-mmm…
Walker and Texas Ranger: Owww.

- Talladega Nights

If you don't chew big red then fu*ck you
-Talladega Nights

Daddy you made the grace your *****
- Talladega Nights

Oh yeah and don't try to snort Lucky Charms
- Talladega Nights

“I wanna thank little baby jesus, whos sitting in his crib watching the baby Einstein videos learning about shapes and colors”
- Talladega Nights

“If my MTV career doesn’t work out, I was thinking about buying a gun.. and selling crack. I would be like a friendly crack dealer, though. Nothing too formal. I’d just be like ‘What’s up? Want some crack?’”
- Talladega Nights

“I’m on fire! I’m on fire! Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish god! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise use your witchcraft to get the fire off of me!”
- Talladega Nights

Dear new born 8 pound 6 ounce baby jesus
- Talladega Nights

“I like to picture Jesus with angel wings. And he’s singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd and I’m in the front row hammered drunk.”
- Talladega Nights

“My teacher asked me ‘What’s the capital of North Carolina.’ I said ‘Washington D.C.’ She said ‘No! You’re wrong!’. I said ‘You’ve got a lumpy butt!’. Then she got mad at me and yelled at me.”
- Talladega Nights

“I like to think of my Jesus wearing a tuxedo t-shirt. It shows that he’s formal, ya know, but it also says, ‘Hey, I like to party.’”
-Talladega Nights

“Come on, lets go get kicked out of an Applebees.”
-Talladega Nights

Chip: I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are *terrible* boys!
Walker: Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-**** on your ***!
Texas Ranger: I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah!
Ricky Bobby: Yeah! Now turn up the heat!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Go on and get some, boys!
Ricky Bobby: Come on!
Walker: I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ***!
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Like a spider monkey! Go on!
Ricky Bobby: Chip, you brought this on, man.
Walker: Greatest Generation my ***. Tom Brokaw's a punk!
Chip: What is wrong with you?
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
- Talladega Nights

“98% of people will die sometime in their lives.”
- Talladega Nights


If you have never seen Talladega Nights I would DEFIANTLY 100% RECOMMEND you watching it , ITS LIKE PEE IN YOUR PANTS FUNNY!!!!

Answer 9

"I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings..." by "Noah" in The Notebook ...

Answer 10

I'll be back!!!