My husband is a great guy, but when it comes to the bedroom it like boom-boom, roll over, kisses then goodnight. His idea of foreplay is standing in the doorway with his pants around his ankles saying "Do ya want to? Hu?" HELP ME PLEASE! I want some spice in the bedroom, can you help?
2007-06-25 11:09:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
In response to "Snack-Daddy10"
I am so very sorry that your wife talks about you like that! :) and don't you worry about that rash, it will go away in about a month
2007-06-25 12:08:21 · update #1
get some videos to watch together and make some plans on how to seduce him. Good luck, hope it works.
2007-06-25 11:13:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
there was a comedy scene on blue collar tv the guy said men are happy if they are fed and have a beer and can see someone naked.you don't need alot of things to spice it up but being naked is where you start serve him dinner naked maybe where a apron one night meet him at the door after work at the door naked tell him his wish is your command bow down and smile devilishly have a bath ready .or have a trail of notes starting at the front door with instructions to the next spot like first note remove your close and go to the table for more instructions then have a drink and a not like put blindfold on and wait .then lead him to the room either a bath if he works hard and keep the blind fold on him and bath him have a little snack to feed him so he wont be hungry finger food he will enjoy being feed and wont be hungry for anything but you then do what ever comes next have fun and its something that's not going to cost any extra money do these things on a certain day of the week or be spontaneous OR find out if he would like to play around with spankings and tieing you or him up spankings are great yes they hurt but they are exciting to open your mind and talk to him after you do the naked thing about things hes wondering about just dont bring others into your bedroom that for you two and well i flunked sharing i want it all for myself like i said have fun
2016-05-20 01:53:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go get a Brazilian Wax job, Then get dressed up in skimpy lingerie, seamed stockings, ( or bare legs if it's too hot) and high heeled pumps. Slip on a nice, but sexy dress. Did I say forget the panties? Yes, forget the panties. Wear lots of make up and his favorite perfume.
Meet him somewhere, like a cool bar, or maybe at his office???? You could also wait for him by the front door and "greet" him when he gets home.
Come on to him and seduce him. You won;t be able to keep him off you!
2007-06-25 11:19:43 · answer #3 · answered by Julius4U 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop insulting your husband and appreciate him for what he does do. For example he does point out your mustache, the flab under your arms, how you now for an extra chin or three, that you are a lazy shrew ...etc.
Husband are the butt of jokes wives tell, but without their husbands many wives would have a much harder time in this world. So start respecting your husband and see how that impacts how you feel about him.
2007-06-25 11:48:50 · answer #4 · answered by snack_daddy10 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Tell him if he wants it he has to work for it. How would he feel if you just laid there?? Tell he needs to work on his oral skills and get you to want it. Dress sexy for him, may bring him around to wanting more also.
2007-06-25 11:15:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hecka funny...well tell him you need room and to move or be quite if hes tired... or use the hoes and do some yard work.....
2007-06-25 11:15:12 · answer #6 · answered by Unbreakable Me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont give him any till he understands what you want
2007-06-25 11:14:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋