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my GF is ragging on me as i wash them twice a week during my bi-weekly baths as I fear the shower (the individual streams of water can't seem to be team players which unsettles me and makes me panic) So 2wice a week they get a hot flannel with no soap(i am actually allergic)


Short & long of it is she gripes like a virgin giving birth in a maternity ward. How can i get her stop??

2007-06-25 10:54:52 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden Cleaning & Laundry

23 answers

To shut her up just pin her down,
raise your arm pit to her nose
and shove her face in it!
That should make her pass out for a while -hence peace&quiet!!!!!

2007-06-25 11:02:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

WASH ..WASH YOUR ARMPITS AT LEAST ONCE A DAY.If you do I'm sure she'll stop nagging and anyone who comes in contact with you will also be grateful.Allergies are not an excuse not to wash they have hypoallergenic soaps.Go to a Dermatologist and he'll recommend something for you.I don't know if they sell Cetaphil were you live but people with allergies and sensitive skin can use it

2007-06-25 11:08:04 · answer #2 · answered by shawns bonnie 4 · 0 0

Armpits should be cleaned every day. If you don't like the feel of showers, try taking a daily bath instead. If that's no good, between your bath days you could wash only your private places (incl. your underarms) with a wet, soapy washcloth over the sink.

2007-06-25 11:02:42 · answer #3 · answered by gburgmommy 3 · 2 0

You wanna smell like some down and out thats your call, but dont inflict your nasty pit's on your girl, thats just plain wrong in every sense man!
Clean your pits twice a day, not just for the sake of your lady but for your own self worth, jeez do you really want to be known as Mr Bo!

2007-06-25 11:43:47 · answer #4 · answered by The Original Highbury Gal 6 · 0 0

Try using aqueous cream - it's inexpensive (you can get it from Boots for a couple of quid) and you use it like soap. It's formulated for people with severe allergies to soaps and it works a treat. Or... Shave your armpits might help with the unholy stench and keep your GF quiet...

2007-06-25 11:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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2017-02-09 03:16:35 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

every couple of weeks should be fine,

If its a special occasion and its been more than a week you might think about doing it again,

Try a washcloth if your afraid of the shower.

PS if that doesn't work maybe your mommy can hold your hand while you take a bath.

or if that is still too much you could lick them clean like a dog, or better yet, put peanut butter under there and let a real dog lick them clean for you.

are all these answers serious? do you really think this question is real? its a smartass question so he gets a smartass answer from me.

2007-06-25 10:59:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Unless your willing to change...tell her to get over it thats the way you are. I clean mine every time I shower, which is every 2 days unless I get extra dirty. I understand about the soap thing cause I'm highly allergic to liquid soap. I have to use the bars.

2007-06-25 11:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

YOU SHOULD SHOWER DAILY!!!!!! FOR SOME PEOPLE, TWICE A DAY IS RECOMMENDED!!!! if you're allergic, as a dermatologist about which soap to use! but you can't stop showering!!!!!!

2007-06-25 11:01:19 · answer #9 · answered by hii 3 · 1 0

Everyday there must be a soap thats gentle on sensitive skin.

2007-06-25 10:57:56 · answer #10 · answered by LouLou 4 · 1 0

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