Potato-Head Puns?

Question

I must be bored beyond belief, but I've seem some Mr. Potato Head figures with names like "Darth Tater", "Artoo-Potatoo" and "Optimash Prime." Can anyone think of a good one?

Answer 1

There's a 90's cop show about a streetwise investigator in San Francisco named after its main character--Mashed Bridges

And a remake of an old Paul Newman movie with a sexy blue eyed tuber recreating the role. He's a total rotter who, by the end of the film, has double-crossed or screwed over everyone he knows, including his hard-working father and brother--
the name? "Spud"

which is not to be confused with the spectacle of the Mr. Potato with the indentation in his chin who leads the slaves in rebellion in ancient Rome--Spudicus.

Well, I thought of them and can anything with potatoes be truly bad?

Thanks for the enjoyable time.

Answer 2

Tater Salad

Answer 3

I own a Darth Tater and a Spudtrooper.

Answer 4

French Friar
Chip Monk
See you later Ali Tater
The new Frog Band, The Croak Ettes

Answer 5

Princess Lays

Answer 6

Artoo Potatoo

Answer 7

Coulda been worse. She might have wanted to marry Saddam Hussein, a dick tater. (And kasia and eric couldn't take a long honeymoon because they'd spend all their time criticizing each other.)