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Ok this is just for fun (and I wanna read something, read all my books),but this is a writing contest. Write a short story, not that long, and yours might just win, so you would get 10 points. It can be about anything! Have Fun!

2007-06-25 09:16:59 · 5 answers · asked by Nannook 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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It's payday, Butterfinger, and you owe me 100 grand." said Mr. Goodbar smoothly.

"I just have to get the money from the Three Musketeers." replied Butterfinger innocently.

"Don't play games with me. I'll kick you to the Milky Way!"

"Oh Henry, you're such a joker." taunted Butterfinger.

"I'm not joking, and don't use my real name Hershey."

"Hey! Don't use my real name, either."

"Now, go get my money from your friends and don't try anything outrageous, or I'll rip off your head and use it for a bowling ball!"

Now Hershey Butterfinger didn't have any money, and he didn't even know the Three Musketeers. He had to kill Henry Goodbar or buy more time to get the money. Hershey did happen to have an enormous clown shoe in his leather shoulder holster. If he had a quick enough draw, he could beat Goodbar. But Goodbar came prepared. He inconspicuously had a toilet under his overcoat.

Butterfinger spoke. "I'll get the money right after I beat you with my shoe!" He reached for his shoe. But it was too late. Henry Goodbar had extracted his toilet and dropped it on Butterfinger's feet. Butterfinger screamed and quickly ran down Fifth Avenue like a madman. Halfway down the street, Butterfinger exploded. Goodbar, satisfied with what he had done, happily strolled down the street.

2007-06-25 09:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 2 0

one day a displaced homeowner was walking down the street and met a morally challenged man. the 2 started walking and met a rythmically challenged man. the 3 started walking together. after 5 hours of walking their legs got tired so they sat on a corner together and a chicken came by and pecked them in their faces.

The End

2007-06-25 16:29:07 · answer #2 · answered by i_can_be_your_hero 4 · 0 1

I have a funny one...but its 12 pages long. Darn it. I don't want to waste my time writing a short story right now...so either let people show you long ones or let them write nothing.

2007-06-25 16:20:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anna Bananasaurus! 2 · 1 0

One day a boy read a question in Yahoo! answers. He decided he would answer that question. The boy answered the question and went on to another one.

True story.

2007-06-25 16:22:20 · answer #4 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 1 0

Once there was a begging a middle and an end





The End

2007-06-25 16:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by ashley tisdale #1 fan 3 · 1 0

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