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say something...funny, inane, profound - whatever is on your...chest, mind heart, just get it out out there, make an avatar smile today?
:-)
Thanking you in advance.

2007-06-25 07:40:17 · 24 answers · asked by Snake Eyes 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Awww, you guys ROCK!
:-)

2007-06-25 07:47:56 · update #1

Cubalishus: aww, been there, done that...then there was the 'accident'...the neighbours downstairs weren't amused...had to pay for their new ceiling and all...;-)

2007-06-25 08:18:41 · update #2

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I asked the taxi driver to marry me on the way home last night...and I was the only passenger in the taxi. I HAD been drinking!

2007-06-25 07:45:21 · answer #1 · answered by franevilbob 3 · 2 0

Once upon a time there were two muffins in a microwave. Suddenly, one of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!"
Then the other muffin said,
"Omg its a talking muffin!"

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud

If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?

2007-06-25 07:44:46 · answer #2 · answered by Nikki 2 · 1 0

Today is my Saturday. And my work doesn't suck. It's a blast. I am a tram driver / narrator in the Mariposa grove of giant Sequoias in Yosemite. Awesome job, and in the most beautiful place on the planet.

2007-06-25 07:42:24 · answer #3 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1 0

Right lets take it a step at a time...
Funny.....I thought it smelt bad on the outside!
Insane....Fridge Magnets??
Profound.......what the hell does that mean???
On my chest......A fridge ...it fell over while i was looking at the magnets!!
Mind ....Damn this fridge is heavy!!!
Heart.....Someone out there Loves a guy with a Fridge stuck to his nipples!?!?!

2007-06-25 08:23:25 · answer #4 · answered by Crusha03 6 · 1 0

Someone once hit Geraldo Rivera in the face with a chair. If it happened once, it could happen again.

2007-06-25 07:44:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Mondays & Tuesdays are my days off! what I hate the most is busy weekends!-my paydays are every other friday so that can be cool. (I work in a restaurant)

2007-06-25 07:46:08 · answer #6 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 0 0

MM wish I could thin of something profound to say but as its Monday all I can think of is.........nothing- i seem to be brain dead today.- sorry

2007-06-25 07:45:26 · answer #7 · answered by Mumofthree 5 · 0 0

Dear little snake eyes you need a laugh,
run upstairs and fart in the bath.

2007-06-25 08:06:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'm a laughy girl but, My Dixie Wrecked.

2007-06-25 07:43:17 · answer #9 · answered by gassypew 3 · 2 0

Today was my daughter's third birthday and after play group we took her out for lunch. she was grateful for every present and said thank you even when people just wished her happy birthday!

she was so well mannered and happy it made me very proud!

2007-06-25 07:42:54 · answer #10 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 3 0

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