the muffin man?
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2007-06-25 07:34:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
2007-06-25 07:43:52 · answer #1 · answered by devochka 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I know the muffin man who lives on dury lane
2007-06-25 14:38:09 · answer #2 · answered by MYAB 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75lb due to serious health risks. Desperate, he signs up for a guaranteed weight loss programme. The next day a voluptuous 19 year old girl arrives, dressed in nothing but running shoes and a sign round her neck, which reads “If you can catch me, you can have me!" He chases her and after catching up, has his way with her. After a few days of this, he is delighted to find he has lost weight and orders a harder programme. The next day, and even sexier woman turns up, wearing nothing but running shoes and the same sign. After five days of her, he decides to go for the company's hardest programme. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous programme." "Absolutely," he replies. The next day there's a knock at the door and standing there is a muscular guy wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."
2007-06-25 14:37:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I dont know the muffin man
2007-06-25 14:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by hollybear 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't he the dude that lives on yummy lane? oh wait, thats the cookie man.. oh! the muffin mans the dude that lives on drury lane.. but i think he moved. there were always fans there and he couldnt even get out of his house! â¥
2007-06-25 14:37:40 · answer #5 · answered by ɫɦɾouɡɦ ɫɦɛ ɛɣɛʂ oʄ ɫɦɛ ɑvɛɴɢɛd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do know the muffin man he lives on drewry lane :O)
And he always brings me big blueberry muffins too :O)
2007-06-25 14:37:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel attached to his pants zipper.
So the bartender asks:
Doesn't that bother you?
The pirate answers:
"Arr, it's driving me nuts!!"
Smile :)
2007-06-25 14:39:28 · answer #7 · answered by Selina Kyle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That lives down drury lane? But be careful with his buttons!
2007-06-25 14:36:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, he is the cousin of the ginger bread man!
2007-06-25 14:40:08 · answer #9 · answered by silverblue_oxide 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, he lives next door to me. I took a bite out of him yesterday.
2007-06-25 14:37:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋