His corpse is starting to smell a bit now, should i send up another street urchin to drag him down or let the crows finish him off?
2007-06-25 07:26:21 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
I knew i should of got a skinny one in to do it cucumber.
2007-06-25 07:33:22 · update #1
Those sceams didn't half get on my nerves to Warrior Hampster.
2007-06-25 07:35:24 · update #2
I'd tell Jamie Oliver that you know where there is a child with severe malnutrition thanks to his new school dinners. When he comes waddling to the rescue with his carrot and paisley blamongue, I'd chase him up there to help him out. If your lucky his fat pucker a*se will get stuck too and then you could just go on a little break with the missus. Courtesy of not having to pay the irresponsible chimney sweep. Get a hoodie to torch the house whilst your away, and enjoy the insurance money when you get back.
Everyone a winner (well everyone that matters)
2007-06-27 08:11:28 · answer #1 · answered by Manc Lush 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
If the urchin was chubby enough to get stuck in your chimney do not I repeat do not light a fire because once he starts to roast the fat will drip down on the fire and you will end up with an inferno which could burn your house down imagine if you flung a quart of oil in your hearth it would be like a flame thrower.
2007-06-28 16:19:19 · answer #2 · answered by scallywag 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get another guy to go up after him, but be sure it's a skinny one this time. If you get two of them stuck up there, you'll have to call in a professional, and they're expensive.
Another do-it-yourself option is the Chimney Sweeping Log, but it's probably too early for that. If you can't afford to hire a skinny guy to crawl up there and get him out, wait 6-8 years and try the CSL. This option is less desireable due to the smell.
2007-06-25 14:31:27 · answer #3 · answered by cucumberlarry1 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Send one down the chimney, that might dislodge the first one. Try using a small urchin and hopefully he'll fall fast enough to knock the other loose and be small enough not to get stuck.
2007-06-25 14:30:16 · answer #4 · answered by Disillusion 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Why bother with the crows? Just start a fire and burn out the corpse.
2007-06-25 14:29:22 · answer #5 · answered by Buffy Summers 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When do you plan to use to fireplace next? If it won't be for a while, close the flue at the bottom to block off the smell, and the problem should take care of itself over time.
2007-06-25 14:30:19 · answer #6 · answered by Diminati 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
ah,yes roaring open fire,logs on the hearth,cat on the rug,glass of wine,smell of rotting corpse,thats what I'm talking about,as im typing,fond memories come flooding back.have you tried a glade plug in?works for me x
2007-06-27 09:31:23 · answer #7 · answered by taharniegsi 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
your all missing the point here...!
if he did a good job let the crows have him, you don't want another urchin up there messing the place up.
if he did a bad job have another go, what you got to loose??
2007-06-25 15:21:06 · answer #8 · answered by sparky 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
For goodness sake this is the 21st century not the 19th.
2007-06-25 14:29:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just light a big fire, that should take care of the problem.
2007-06-25 14:29:17 · answer #10 · answered by rollo_tomassi423 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋