Last week, I told the lady at a local bicycle shop that I am Michael Imperioli's cousin (Christopher from the Sopranos). She gave me a discount on a new tire pump! I wouldn't have done it, but she kept gushing about how much I resemble him. She asked me how did the Sopranos end, I told her that none of the dead actors know, but I'd pump my "cousin Michael" for info. I actaully don't look that much like him, but she swore I did.
2007-06-25 06:40:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
We use two-way radios at work. After a meeting one day a group of us got on the elevator along with a couple office people. An Hispanic teammate was walking past the elevator speaking Spanish and, of course the person on the other end was replying in Spanish. One of the secretaries on the elevator with us commented "That sounded like Spanish". I'm a smartass and said, "Yes, he has a foreign interface chip installed in his radio." Everybody looked at me until she said, "What will they think of next?" Nobody said anything! Guess what color her hair was.
2007-06-25 06:55:56 · answer #1 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was really bored one day at work (many years ago, when I worked at 7-11 to get through college) so I spent the day talking with a Texan accent and telling people I had just moved here from there....I enjoyed the story, so I kept it up for the 2 months I worked there.
2007-06-25 06:44:45 · answer #2 · answered by The Trooper 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious! I've been told I look like Russell Crowe. And Alexis Bedel.
I once went to the Mall and was very bored so I walked around asking with tears in my eyes, with a bizarre accent where "Starbooks" was. Everyone took pity on me.
2007-06-25 13:12:43 · answer #3 · answered by blueruble 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg thats too funny!
I love the sopranos :]
i think the most ridiculous lie i ever told was to this guy i use to like
i told him that my cousin was dating the drummer from system of a down and i had his number
well she use to but they broke up years ago
but still, i dont think me telling him that was gonna make him like me haha
2007-06-25 14:32:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A long time ago I told a rather devious character that I "knew what you did". He thought I referring to a hooker set up. It wasn't. It was a money swindling scheme; he had perpetrated on my mother.
He was found in his motel room a day of so later - dead as a doornail. How did I know he had heart problems?
2007-06-25 06:46:47 · answer #5 · answered by Dragonmistress 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
told my principal when i was in school that i had to go home and take my medicine i couldn't bring it to school because it was a narcotic ,and he let me go every day and all i was doing was going for a smoke break well until he smelt it on me!!!
2007-06-25 06:48:28 · answer #6 · answered by honey_b_03 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well when i was 5 my cousin kept hitting me so i got out my mom's butcher knife and tried to chop that evil girl up! but my mom came and asked wut in the world i was doing. i said that tere was a roach on my cousin. my mom said ok and walked away!
2007-06-25 06:45:35 · answer #7 · answered by saarah031994 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I told to my maths teacher that my dog ate my homework, and she actually believed it. How stupid is she?
2007-06-25 06:43:53 · answer #8 · answered by Claudia 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAH THATS ACTUALL Y A GOOD ONE, BUT I DONT LIE SO I DONT HAVE ANY GOOD STORIES SORRY! YOURS WAS FUNNY THOUGH
2007-06-25 06:46:12 · answer #9 · answered by walk with me in hell 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love you worked for me...
2007-06-25 06:44:02 · answer #10 · answered by bobemac 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋